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Related: About this forumMan caught in 'sexual performance' with vacuum, deputies say

OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. An Oviedo man was arrested this week after he was caught engaging in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner, according to the Osceola County Sheriffs Office.
In a release, deputies said they responded to Grassendale Street in Kissimmees Windsor Hills Resort on Jan. 22 after receiving reports of a man exposing his sexual organs in front of a residence.
The victims that observed this behavior provided a statement and a cell phone recording of a male, partially clothed, in front of a residence, engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner, the release reads.
However, deputies said the suspect had already left the area before a deputy could arrive.
Further investigation revealed that the suspect and his wife were listed as the hosts of an Airbnb and a home in the Windsor Hills Resort, deputies added. ...................(more)
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/01/28/central-florida-man-caught-in-sexual-performance-with-vacuum-deputies-say/
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Man caught in 'sexual performance' with vacuum, deputies say (Original Post)
marmar
Jan 29
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PJMcK
(24,969 posts)1. Well, that sucks
Sorry. Its early.
FalloutShelter
(14,359 posts)4. Rim Shot
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mahatmakanejeeves
(69,052 posts)2. I'm not going to say it. NT
mercuryblues
(16,311 posts)5. He picked her up on the curb
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And swept her off her feet. Now he treats her like dirt.
Ray Bruns
(6,183 posts)10. That's beautiful😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ABC123Easy
(190 posts)6. Florida man.....
Ocelot II
(130,047 posts)7. He sings "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Hoover" as they take him away...
Harker
(17,665 posts)12. Just empty the canister, Bannister...
Put down down the hose, Mose...
rubbersole
(11,141 posts)13. Turn off the juice, Bruce...
..oh, god. I'll be doing this for an hour.
Must. Get. A. Job.
😖
Harker
(17,665 posts)14. I'm still working on "Electrolux."
rubbersole
(11,141 posts)15. Gonna have to drop a syllable or two on that one.
Good lux!
Harker
(17,665 posts)16. That's a good approach!
Oddly enough, the late Lux Interior of The Cramps popped up briefly while I was working it.
Another angle would be to include it as a substitute in the "don't need to discuss much" line.
rubbersole
(11,141 posts)17. Or switch to Paul Simon's "Cecilia".
A whole new world of possibilities...
Harker
(17,665 posts)18. Ooh, and good ones, too!
ColoringFool
(530 posts)19. Take Off The Tux,...
Harker
(17,665 posts)20. That's it!
Blue Owl
(58,815 posts)8. JD Vance likes the upholstery attachment
Get in there real good .
rurallib
(64,641 posts)11. No doubt the vacuum seduced him
Wonder if it was a Rainblow?
Xavier Breath
(6,603 posts)21. Someone hide the milking machine.