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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,388 posts) Tue May 26, 2026, 08:55 AM Tuesday

Bill has discontinued his line of signature underwear. Apparently

“Shatner Shorts” was a poor brand name choice!

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Bill has discontinued his line of signature underwear. Apparently (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Tuesday OP

He calls himself "Bill Shat" in an ad for something. nt Ilsa Tuesday #1

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Tuesday #2

I was surprised that made it past the censors. 3catwoman3 Tuesday #4

LOL Emile Tuesday #3

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Tuesday #6

There is a new brand of mattresses called Hassleless... 3catwoman3 Tuesday #5

Ha! Floyd R. Turbo Tuesday #7

Was he True Dough Tuesday #8

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...but, his custom hair replacement system for active guys is still in business. LudwigPastorius Wednesday #10

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Ilsa

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1. He calls himself "Bill Shat" in an ad for something. nt

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Tue May 26, 2026, 09:00 AM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,388 posts)

2. 😬

Reply to Ilsa (Reply #1)

Tue May 26, 2026, 09:00 AM

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3catwoman3

(29,874 posts)

4. I was surprised that made it past the censors.

Reply to Ilsa (Reply #1)

Tue May 26, 2026, 11:16 AM

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Emile

(43,461 posts)

3. LOL

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Tue May 26, 2026, 09:25 AM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,388 posts)

6. 😁

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Tue May 26, 2026, 03:12 PM

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3catwoman3

(29,874 posts)

5. There is a new brand of mattresses called Hassleless...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2026, 11:19 AM

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...which advertises on the radio a lot. Their boast is no sales staff, so no hassle.

The pronunciation by the voicever guy is a little sloppy and it always sounds like Hassle Ass.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,388 posts)

7. Ha!

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Tue May 26, 2026, 03:13 PM

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True Dough

(27,414 posts)

8. Was he

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2026, 06:00 PM

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"going" where no man has gone before, Floyd?

Floyd R. Turbo

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9. 😬

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Tue May 26, 2026, 08:30 PM

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LudwigPastorius

(15,073 posts)

10. ...but, his custom hair replacement system for active guys is still in business.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2026, 01:03 AM

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Kirk's Hell Toupee™ - so rugged, even a Gorn can't pull it off

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,388 posts)

11. 🤗

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Wed May 27, 2026, 07:38 AM

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