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3Hotdogs

(15,596 posts) Thu May 21, 2026, 08:12 PM May 21

My daughter is pissed at me. I was 'splaining to my 9 year old grandson why beans are better for my heart than

the damn pills I'm taking.

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My daughter is pissed at me. I was 'splaining to my 9 year old grandson why beans are better for my heart than (Original Post) 3Hotdogs May 21 OP

Beans, beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart Walleye May 21 #1

Nah uh that's wrong! SSJVegeta May 21 #2

I heard it as "musical fruit" FoxNewsSucks May 21 #4

Could not remember that one thank you, musical fruit Walleye May 22 #5

you are fully deserving of all (and cumulative) parental ire ... stopdiggin May 21 #3

Walleye

(45,593 posts)

1. Beans, beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:16 PM

May 21

The more you fart, the better you feel, so let’s eat beans for every meal.
I’m five years old again 🫘

SSJVegeta

(3,218 posts)

2. Nah uh that's wrong!

Reply to Walleye (Reply #1)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:24 PM

May 21

They are the magical fruit and the more you eat em the more you toot!

FoxNewsSucks

(11,969 posts)

4. I heard it as "musical fruit"

Reply to SSJVegeta (Reply #2)

Thu May 21, 2026, 09:22 PM

May 21

and the "good for your heart" version

Walleye

(45,593 posts)

5. Could not remember that one thank you, musical fruit

Reply to SSJVegeta (Reply #2)

Fri May 22, 2026, 01:56 PM

May 22

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stopdiggin

(15,677 posts)

3. you are fully deserving of all (and cumulative) parental ire ...

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:49 PM

May 21

heading in your direction ...
(and I think you know it .. ) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

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