A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven....

..... At the pearly gates, God meets him and says, "As a special welcome, I will answer any one question you have with the absolute truth."
The man doesn't hesitate. He asks, "What are chemtrailz made of?"
God answers immediately: "Water".
The man pauses, looks stunned for a moment, and then mutters to himself: "Wow. This goes higher than I thought".