My Mom used to call me little miss smarty pants when I was young. I did (and still do)have a smart mouth on me.

because I am that kind of crazy cat lady, who shows photos of my cats to random people. He told me he and his wife were at their cabin up north and a kitten came up to them while they were sitting on the porch and jumped in their laps and now he's their cat. I told him The Cat Distribution System had found him and he laughed. Laugh all you want, but the CDS found you! You are powerless against it.