My family, well disposing of a corpse.

Not saying how I found a corpse.

i know i know…that covers a lot of ground, but they quit guessing what i get up to a long time ago.

would they supply an alibi?

To both questions

🤣

such a supportive and understanding family!

They are pretty special … and I am the luckiest person to have them

They know that they don’t put people in jail for speeding 🤣🤣🤣

Really, is this the face of a serial killer?

hockey pucks on dinner plates!

No crime in that!

it always shocks me how many people have friends who will help them hide a body - WTF, I've never had friends like that. Probably because I would not be that kind of friend either!

That, or sneaking a hit off the vape somewhere public where it's not exactly legal.

Like an airplane

I'm surprised there isn't a tee shirt that says "Nature isn't allowed on this planet"