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How many fingers were casualties? (Original Post) True Dough Nov 22 OP
I remember that! Easterncedar Nov 22 #1
Exactly what my dad did. quaint Nov 23 #6
My mom got one. After that, every year it looked like she pulled the pin on a grenade and tossed it in the bird. Attilatheblond Nov 22 #2
Oh, yeah. It was another one of Dad's tools. madamesilverspurs Nov 22 #3
Quit finger pointing and get to work, True Niagara Nov 23 #4
I can relate to this because I am an adult child, Niagara! True Dough Nov 23 #5
lol. I wasn't sure how to word it, True Niagara Nov 23 #9
The Mayo Clinic! True Dough Nov 23 #11
Absolutely! Niagara Nov 23 #14
Not sure if this will replace googly eyes True Dough Nov 23 #15
Getting twiggy with it I see Niagara Nov 23 #17
I still have mine Marthe48 Nov 23 #7
Then I'd have to guess True Dough Nov 23 #8
Of course, silly Marthe48 Nov 23 #10
Ha! You got me with that one, Marthe! True Dough Nov 23 #12
I should try that Marthe48 Nov 23 #13
The face my father would have made had someone brought in an electric cutting tool for the turkey... OldBaldy1701E Nov 23 #16

Easterncedar

(5,340 posts)
1. I remember that!
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 09:46 PM
Nov 22

Fun toy for Dad, but he went back to good steel carving knives in time. He was wonderful to watch when he sharpened them. The sound of the blades was the harbinger of the holiday feast.

quaint

(4,487 posts)
6. Exactly what my dad did.
Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:39 AM
Nov 23

Said, thank you so much, tried it; said, please get me my knives.

Attilatheblond

(7,965 posts)
2. My mom got one. After that, every year it looked like she pulled the pin on a grenade and tossed it in the bird.
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 09:51 PM
Nov 22

madamesilverspurs

(16,447 posts)
3. Oh, yeah. It was another one of Dad's tools.
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 09:56 PM
Nov 22

But unlike the others, it wasn't kept in his workshop.

Ironically, he did manage to cut off two fingers; not with the knife, but with the circular saw he'd used for decades. Not that his friends didn't harass him about that for years . . .


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Niagara

(11,243 posts)
4. Quit finger pointing and get to work, True
Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:03 AM
Nov 23



There will no carving the turkey this year for Thanksgiving.


I'm hosting an easy and no fuss chili and cornbread (gluten free of course) lunch for our adult children for Thanksgiving this year.


One of our adult children will be having long distance open heart surgery a few days after Thanksgiving so I'm making our Thanksgiving meal together as smooth and easy as I can. And without an abundance of leftovers.

True Dough

(25,395 posts)
5. I can relate to this because I am an adult child, Niagara!
Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:36 AM
Nov 23

I sincerely hope all goes well with the open-heart surgery. That has to be anxiety-provoking, but most procedures work out just fine.

Enjoy the chili and the company!

Niagara

(11,243 posts)
9. lol. I wasn't sure how to word it, True
Sun Nov 23, 2025, 10:01 AM
Nov 23

The younger generation that I host for the holidays aren't MAGA. I have some "in-laws" around my age but I don't host holidays in my home for them.


The adult child that's having the open heart surgery is flying to the Mayo Clinic to have it done. I have confidence in the fact that's this surgery is being performed in one of the top hospitals in our country and that they will have heart functioning improvement post surgery.


I sure will. Thank you!

True Dough

(25,395 posts)
11. The Mayo Clinic!
Sun Nov 23, 2025, 10:20 AM
Nov 23

I don't know of any other place I'd rather have surgery done. In good hands for sure.

True Dough

(25,395 posts)
8. Then I'd have to guess
Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:52 AM
Nov 23

that using a chainsaw is definitely out of the question, right Marthe?

Marthe48

(22,476 posts)
10. Of course, silly
Sun Nov 23, 2025, 10:16 AM
Nov 23

I wouldn't want to get machine oil all over the guests!

Funny enough, I'm not afraid of using the lopper to trim outside

OldBaldy1701E

(9,727 posts)
16. The face my father would have made had someone brought in an electric cutting tool for the turkey...
Sun Nov 23, 2025, 11:52 AM
Nov 23

Would have made everyone run from the table.

(Gods, I can hear him now: "Get that thing away from this nice turkey! I did not spend years on my knife skills to be replaced by some gadget that is just going to grind the bird into turkey dust!&quot

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