It’s like a vodka chocolate shake.

Plan to try it with oatmeal

I think I know who that is, but I’m drawing a blank at the moment.

...but I could be wrong.

I did an image search on Anita Bryant, and a simlar picture came up.

Thanks!

I thought you were going to say Chardonnay for a mimosa. I really think a good belt in the morning might be in order these days.

I quit buying it entirely due to the price.

It's a lot cheaper and in my opinion tastier.

It’s almost a Black Russian.

When I was in a production of 'Guys and Dolls', there is a scene where the male lead is sitting in a bar and is drinking a drink. Now, being that this is a live performance, it is not normal for the bartender to make an actual drink for the scene, but the guy knew that I was the one who struck (removed) the settings in that scene, and the actor never drank the thing anyway (too worried about messing up a line or choking while trying to speak), so he would make me a Black Russian and I would do my strike and then enjoy it while the next scene played out. At this point, the play is almost over and I did not have much to do at this point, so I would get to enjoy it while watching the next few scenes play out.

(I also had to either hide it or keep it on my person because two of the actors were underage and both absolutely loved Black Russians. )

No juice in mine.

I knew what the punchline was going to be and I still laughed!

I recommend to my patients that they refrain from consuming fruit juice. It really isn't good for you, no matter what the commercials say.

But nobody pretends that it is.

Except from a safe distance...