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LuckyCharms

(21,236 posts) Sun Oct 19, 2025, 11:34 AM Oct 19

Don't say that I never give you good advice.

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Don't say that I never give you good advice. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Oct 19 OP

That's some crap advice, there. unblock Oct 19 #1

You stole that from Yoko Ono! JustABozoOnThisBus Oct 19 #2

Another tip... Harker Oct 19 #3

Hmmmm... LuckyCharms Oct 19 #4

You're lucky, Lucky. Harker Oct 20 #5

She used perfume to mask the odor? LuckyCharms Oct 20 #6

Same result. Harker Oct 20 #7

There's more than one way to skin a cat! LuckyCharms Oct 20 #8

I've never skinned a cat. Harker Oct 20 #11

I've never skinned a cat... LuckyCharms Oct 20 #12

Maybe a little fur loss. Harker Oct 20 #14

I have that problem when I take a shower. LuckyCharms Oct 20 #16

The old "Nair in the shampoo bottle" gag, eh? Harker Oct 20 #17

I'm serious here... LuckyCharms Oct 20 #18

I had to pull a tick off once, and I do brush my teeth in the shower at times... Harker Oct 20 #19

I don't know! I think I dribbled some out of my mouth... LuckyCharms Oct 20 #20

We use Colgate Sensitive. Harker Oct 20 #21

I can't use anything with a mildly anesthetic quality... LuckyCharms Oct 20 #24

It's not just you, and it's not just Crest. Harker Oct 20 #29

You still have hair down there?!? LuckyCharms Oct 20 #30

Many people do Marthe48 Oct 20 #9

I do! I thought it was normal! LuckyCharms Oct 20 #10

My younger brother Marthe48 Oct 20 #13

He sounds like someone I need to meet! LuckyCharms Oct 20 #15

I like to remember his humor Marthe48 Oct 20 #22

I'm sorry for your losses, Marthe. LuckyCharms Oct 20 #23

Thank you Marthe48 Oct 20 #25

I still "talk" with the ones who have passed. LuckyCharms Oct 20 #26

I do too Marthe48 Oct 20 #27

That's the only time I win them! LuckyCharms Oct 20 #28

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(55,832 posts)

1. That's some crap advice, there.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Oct 19, 2025, 11:37 AM

Oct 19

JustABozoOnThisBus

(24,522 posts)

2. You stole that from Yoko Ono!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Oct 19, 2025, 04:49 PM

Oct 19

Harker

(17,206 posts)

3. Another tip...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Oct 19, 2025, 08:02 PM

Oct 19

Shit and perfume are worse than shit alone.

LuckyCharms

(21,236 posts)

4. Hmmmm...

Reply to Harker (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 19, 2025, 08:27 PM

Oct 19

I can't say I've experienced that particular blend of scents.

At least as far as I remember...

Harker

(17,206 posts)

5. You're lucky, Lucky.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #4)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 09:59 AM

Oct 20

A bookstore where I worked had a little tiny restroom, and not having one of their own, the women from an adjacent clothing store used our toilet.

One of the women would befoul it, then splash way too much perfume around to mask the odor.

Eyes watered. Barf reflex activated.

LuckyCharms

(21,236 posts)

6. She used perfume to mask the odor?

Reply to Harker (Reply #5)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:01 AM

Oct 20

I usually just set the bathroom on fire...

Harker

(17,206 posts)

7. Same result.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #6)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:03 AM

Oct 20

Everyone runs for their lives!

LuckyCharms

(21,236 posts)

8. There's more than one way to skin a cat!

Reply to Harker (Reply #7)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:04 AM

Oct 20

Harker

(17,206 posts)

11. I've never skinned a cat.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #8)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:08 AM

Oct 20

I've known a few that made me think about, though.

LuckyCharms

(21,236 posts)

12. I've never skinned a cat...

Reply to Harker (Reply #11)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:10 AM

Oct 20

while pooping.

I'm pretty sure anyway.

Harker

(17,206 posts)

14. Maybe a little fur loss.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #12)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:11 AM

Oct 20

LuckyCharms

(21,236 posts)

16. I have that problem when I take a shower.

Reply to Harker (Reply #14)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:12 AM

Oct 20

Harker

(17,206 posts)

17. The old "Nair in the shampoo bottle" gag, eh?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #16)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:13 AM

Oct 20

LuckyCharms

(21,236 posts)

18. I'm serious here...

Reply to Harker (Reply #17)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:16 AM

Oct 20

I had to stop brushing my teeth in the shower.

You ever get toothpaste on your scrotum?

No bueno.

Seriously, it burns like hell.

Unless it just does that on my particular scrotum.

Harker

(17,206 posts)

19. I had to pull a tick off once, and I do brush my teeth in the shower at times...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #18)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:21 AM

Oct 20

but how the hell did you get toothpaste on your sack?

LuckyCharms

(21,236 posts)

20. I don't know! I think I dribbled some out of my mouth...

Reply to Harker (Reply #19)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:25 AM

Oct 20

and it ran down my stomach.

Then my scrotum was on fire!

I'm not kidding!

It was Crest toothpaste.

Fuck Crest.

I thought I had a good thing going there.

You know, brushing my teeth while showering.

I gave up shaving while showering too.

That was a fucking disaster.

Harker

(17,206 posts)

21. We use Colgate Sensitive.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #20)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:41 AM

Oct 20

Maybe the mildly anesthetic quality deadens the pain.

I'm getting set for a shower, shave, and toothbrushing event after lunch. I'll let you what happens.

LuckyCharms

(21,236 posts)

24. I can't use anything with a mildly anesthetic quality...

Reply to Harker (Reply #21)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 11:05 AM

Oct 20

because at my age, the LAST thing I need is a numb scrotum.

Whew!

Harker

(17,206 posts)

29. It's not just you, and it's not just Crest.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #24)

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 11:58 AM

Oct 20

I've done a lot of odd, experimental things in the name of scientific understanding, mostly as a teenager.

Yes, it burned for a bit. Also, I'm not thrilled with the hairs in my toothbrush.