Except the guy chasing her.

He snagged a turkey leg off a neighbor’s flaming habachi grill twice. My neighbor threatened to shoot him if he did it again. I told him I’d call the cops and he decide guarding the grill was a better option. Seems he had a warrant out for his arrest. I miss that cat.

I was once at a fenced in neighborhood dog park and a friends' beagle snuck out under the fence and took a sausage off a grill. The picnickers were stunned. He ate it and came back into the park.

Even if he somehow caught it, he is not going to be able to put that fish back on sale after the cat had it in its jaws. Just let the cat enjoy his fish and chalk it up as the cost of doing business.

and describing where the perp is going.

Cats don't carry things under their arms the way a running back holds a football.

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They knew exactly what they were going for. But I have never seen a cat go shopping.