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Floyd R. Turbo

(31,059 posts)
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 12:11 PM Thursday

The guy that cleaned our carpets yesterday has quite the resume! He recovered a fumble and ran it back 96 yards to win

the state HS championship, he was the 1987 U.S. powerlifting champion, Kurt Cobain wanted him to play lead guitar for Nirvana but he joined Queensrÿche instead, he convinced Mike “The Body Snatcher” McCallum to fight inside instead of sticking and moving, he also trained Caleb Plant until Plant stole a million dollars from him.

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The guy that cleaned our carpets yesterday has quite the resume! He recovered a fumble and ran it back 96 yards to win (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Thursday OP
Sounds like you had a fun time crud Thursday #1
😬 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #3
You weren't a girl in a flatbed Ford, by chance? nt sl8 Thursday #5
Good lord and gravy !! stopdiggin Thursday #2
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #4
Before retiring I owned and ran a Carpet & Upholstery business... MiHale Thursday #6
😬 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #8
I'm sorry but I find this hard to believe underpants Thursday #7
Unlike you! 😁 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #9
I knew a guy like that. Iggo Thursday #10
😬 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #12
Did he True Dough Thursday #11
"He recovered a fumble and ran it back 96 yards to win the state HS championship" LudwigPastorius Thursday #13
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Friday #14

crud

(1,072 posts)
1. Sounds like you had a fun time
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 12:20 PM
Thursday

I have fond memories of picking up Glen Fry of the Eagles one time when he was hitch-hiking. He even sang along with the radio...sounded just like him...not.

stopdiggin

(14,437 posts)
2. Good lord and gravy !!
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 12:21 PM
Thursday

I'm thinking my carpets are suddenly looking pretty decent after all! No need to do anything with those other couple rooms. Let's just settle up here and you can take the rest of the day off ... Yeah?

Be sure to tell all my friends about your services ...

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MiHale

(12,174 posts)
6. Before retiring I owned and ran a Carpet & Upholstery business...
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 01:03 PM
Thursday

It’s a lonely and kinda repetitive job giving time for your mind to fantasize about all sorts of things. Truthfully I ‘enhanced’ some facts from my life if only for conversation during breaks. Mostly customers asked what I thought about all day while stroking carpets…I told them Quantum Physics…kinda killed any other questions.

Then Fox News got popular…changed everything, politics took over.

LudwigPastorius

(13,477 posts)
13. "He recovered a fumble and ran it back 96 yards to win the state HS championship"
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:01 PM
Thursday

Did he want to bet you that he could throw a football over them mountains?

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