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Alice Kramden

(2,788 posts) Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:38 PM Wednesday

Worst Rapture Ever

The same assholes are still here

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Worst Rapture Ever (Original Post) Alice Kramden Wednesday OP

I was hoping.... BeneteauBum Wednesday #1

If there were really a rapture of the good, my cats would have been taken, but they're still here. spooky3 Wednesday #2

Yeah, I need to speak to the manager....... tulipsandroses Wednesday #3

I Missed the Rapture...AGAIN!!! MrWowWow Wednesday #4

LOL Alice Kramden Wednesday #6

I remember that 6 Feet Under Episode open BaronChocula Thursday #10

Well, my friends and I were bowling today LogDog75 Wednesday #5

Whereas Blondie had the best Rapture ever! Crowman2009 Wednesday #7

Good cuz real Christians know the word's nowhere in the Bible, pretend christians just made it up. ancianita Thursday #8

The Daily Show was funny BidenRocks Thursday #9

BeneteauBum

(223 posts)

1. I was hoping....

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:41 PM

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The white Christian nationalists would get their wish. Guess I still have to put up with their hypocrisy.
Peace ☮️

spooky3

(37,928 posts)

2. If there were really a rapture of the good, my cats would have been taken, but they're still here.

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:42 PM

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Thank goodness!

tulipsandroses

(7,963 posts)

3. Yeah, I need to speak to the manager.......

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:45 PM

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Is there going to be a do-over?

MrWowWow

(1,366 posts)

4. I Missed the Rapture...AGAIN!!!

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:56 PM

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And this time, all I got was the rapture-inspired t-shirt! Left behind...AGAIN!!!
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If you're like me, a left behind, best enroll in Rapture Ground School asap! Don't feel unworthy. Don't be left behind next time!
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Let's begin with these training videos:
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Alice Kramden

(2,788 posts)

6. LOL

Reply to MrWowWow (Reply #4)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 10:18 PM

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Kudos for the videos

BaronChocula

(3,376 posts)

10. I remember that 6 Feet Under Episode open

Reply to MrWowWow (Reply #4)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 12:33 AM

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And Beth Grant the actress is one of my faves. I follow her on FB and she is just the sweetest and most gracious person with a right-placed heart.

LogDog75

(879 posts)

5. Well, my friends and I were bowling today

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 10:13 PM

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so I guess we missed out on it. The good news is instead of being one of those Christians who went to heaven I was left behind with a better class of people.