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Deep State Witch

(12,253 posts)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:14 PM Tuesday

So, Anybody Raptured Yet?

I know it's just noon on the East Coast, but anybody here Raptured yet?

Nah, I didn't think so.

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So, Anybody Raptured Yet? (Original Post) Deep State Witch Tuesday OP
Around 10:30 EST, I felt a twinge of Rapture.... OAITW r.2.0 Tuesday #1
I did as well, but it turned out to be gas. cloudbase Tuesday #33
Nope. SheltieLover Tuesday #2
There's still time Coldwater Tuesday #3
Nothing yet here on the Gulf coast .... anciano Tuesday #4
No sign of it here in Michigan, but we just had a pretty good thunderstorm roll through catbyte Tuesday #5
Not yet, but I do feel lighter awesomerwb1 Tuesday #6
I'm generally pretty happy, but I wouldn't say rapturous. Scrivener7 Tuesday #7
I have my eye on a lakefront McMansion.... Thunderbeast Tuesday #8
Yep. A bigger McMansion Deep State Witch Tuesday #10
I fear we are all condemned to Trump's Hell on Earth for the indefinite future, so no. hlthe2b Tuesday #9
The only thing raptured was America's remaining dignity...once Trumpo started talking at UNGA today... (n/t) Moostache Tuesday #11
Someone should release a bunch of blow-up dolls. pandr32 Tuesday #12
Wasn't there an movie with a scene like that? mwmisses4289 Tuesday #17
That sounds like what I thought would happen. pandr32 Tuesday #18
Six feet under. mwmisses4289 Tuesday #19
Here. mwmisses4289 Tuesday #20
That's the stuff! pandr32 Tuesday #21
Ohhh....I gotta see that! Bayard Tuesday #22
now, if they were only blow up sex dolls lapfog_1 Tuesday #30
Dump's diaper may have ruptured Blue Owl Tuesday #13
It did start raining a little... 2naSalit Tuesday #14
Wait...it's today?!? But I was assured that it's happening tomorrow! mwmisses4289 Tuesday #15
I hope it picks me up out of Texas and drops me in NM or Colorado. walkingman Tuesday #16
If only one certain person was raptured C_U_L8R Tuesday #23
Yes! MysteriousStranger Tuesday #24
I'm certainly not expecting to be snatched up... Wounded Bear Tuesday #25
AFAIK my annoying MAGA relatives are still here. yardwork Tuesday #26
Pray harder, everyone! Trueblue Texan Tuesday #27
Religious beliefs are for the stupid and gullible. Sibelius Fan Tuesday #28
The unber religious are stupid and gullible LogDog75 Tuesday #32
There was a guy floating in the air earlier but apparently he was huffing helium. Dave Bowman Tuesday #29
If anyone did rapture LogDog75 Tuesday #31
I felt great after peeing when I really had to go rurallib Tuesday #34

catbyte

(37,887 posts)
5. No sign of it here in Michigan, but we just had a pretty good thunderstorm roll through
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:23 PM
Tuesday

That's about it.

Thunderbeast

(3,707 posts)
8. I have my eye on a lakefront McMansion....
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:31 PM
Tuesday

When the owners elevate, I hope to take advantage. They have a couple of nice cars too.

hlthe2b

(111,490 posts)
9. I fear we are all condemned to Trump's Hell on Earth for the indefinite future, so no.
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:32 PM
Tuesday

But if his MAGA are raptured, we'd be in HEAVEN!

Moostache

(10,814 posts)
11. The only thing raptured was America's remaining dignity...once Trumpo started talking at UNGA today... (n/t)
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:36 PM
Tuesday

pandr32

(13,458 posts)
12. Someone should release a bunch of blow-up dolls.
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:45 PM
Tuesday

I know it's bad to release balloons, but it would be hilarious to watch people think they are not making the righteous cut.
Perhaps over some deeply evangelical areas of MAGA.

mwmisses4289

(2,320 posts)
17. Wasn't there an movie with a scene like that?
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:08 PM
Tuesday

Scene of cars crashing and other kinda funny stuff as the people freaked out.

lapfog_1

(31,287 posts)
30. now, if they were only blow up sex dolls
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 02:42 PM
Tuesday

and she thinks only the evil sinners get to go to heaven

mwmisses4289

(2,320 posts)
15. Wait...it's today?!? But I was assured that it's happening tomorrow!
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:01 PM
Tuesday

Maybe that's why my cats were going nuts at 5 this a.m.!

Wounded Bear

(63,047 posts)
25. I'm certainly not expecting to be snatched up...
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 02:23 PM
Tuesday

Just hoping I can scavenge some good shit when the "good folks" are gone.

LogDog75

(882 posts)
32. The unber religious are stupid and gullible
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 03:17 PM
Tuesday

Many people who are religious are sensible and don't push their religious beliefs on others. The uber religious are people lacking something in their lives so they turn to the charlatans who promise them eternal life if they follow the charlatan's phony religion they're pushing. Those people are so desperate to find some guidance in life they're willing to give up their lives, their families, their friends, their homes, and their money as a symbol of their devotion to their religion.

LogDog75

(882 posts)
31. If anyone did rapture
Tue Sep 23, 2025, 03:08 PM
Tuesday

They wouldn't be doing any posting. If they did rapture and posted afterward, then they must have a helluva wifi signal.

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