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Marthe48

(21,917 posts) Thu Sep 18, 2025, 06:43 PM Sep 18

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office on all fours

The doctor tries to handle things gently. "Let's see what we have here. Are you a dog?"
The man nears the filing cabinet, looking up at the doctor strangely.
The doctor tries again. "If you aren't a dog, are you a cat?"
The man, still on all fours, goes back over to the door.
The doctor tries again, "If you aren't a cat or a dog, are you a little bunny?"
Finally speaking, the guy says, "Doctor, please stop! Or I won't install your Internet cable!"

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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office on all fours (Original Post) Marthe48 Sep 18 OP

Dat's funny! lastlib Sep 18 #1

Lolz! Snarkoleptic Sep 18 #2

Good one Marthe48 Sep 18 #3

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a stick of celery up his nose and a carrot in his ear. red dog 1 Sep 18 #4

lol Marthe48 Sep 18 #5

lastlib

(26,734 posts)

1. Dat's funny!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Sep 18, 2025, 06:48 PM

Sep 18

Snarkoleptic

(6,191 posts)

2. Lolz!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Sep 18, 2025, 10:25 PM

Sep 18

Last edited Fri Sep 19, 2025, 09:08 AM - Edit history (1)

I walked into my psychiatrists office wearing nothing but underwear I fashioned out of Saran Wrap.
Doc took one look and said "I can clearly see yr nuts".