The great argentine humorist Quino put it this way:

"Life should be the other way around. It should start with dying, so that trauma is overcome; then you wake up in a nursing home, improving day by day… then they kick you out of the nursing home because you're fine, and the first thing you do is collect your pension! Then on your first day at work, they give you a gold watch… You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement; then you party, drink, have sex, and get ready to start studying. Then you start school, playing with your friends without any obligations, until you're a baby. And you spend the last nine months floating peacefully, with central heating, room service, etc. And finally, you leave this world in a huge orgasm!"