A student went to visit her professor after class. "Professor", she said, " I am not doing well in your class. I am VERY concerned that I will fail this upcoming final exam."

"Yes of course, Miss. The exam is on chapters 12-15. You will want to focus on the research sections and I do suggest you go back over the readings I handed out they will clarify this material for you." said the professor, without looking up.

"Professor, I wanted you to know that I would do anything for a passing grade. Yknow, extra credit, perhaps a 'one on one' tutoring session, if you take my meaning?"

The professor, being a learned and erudite man, got up and slowly closed his office door.

He leaned in close over her shoulder and said, "Miss, do you have plans tonight?"

"Yes, a date with my boyfriend", she said with a coy smile.

"Cancel it." He said with a wink.

She called her boyfriend on her cell and cancelled the date. "Okay, Professor, I've canceled my date." She said with a now very seductive smile.....

"Excellent", he said, smiling back. "Now you have time to study. The exam is on chapters 12-15. You will want to focus on the research sections and I do suggest you go back over the readings I handed out they will clarify this material for you."