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BOSSHOG

(42,606 posts) Wed May 28, 2025, 09:33 PM May 28

A Cow walked into a Bar

And said Hay Bartender!

It’s Wednesday Night, it’s raining and my Wife said we’re going out to eat Friday Night with Friends. That’s the best I could do. Somebody Bale me out.

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A Cow walked into a Bar (Original Post) BOSSHOG May 28 OP

Considered yourself Baled out! True Dough May 28 #1

Udder nonsense! JoseBalow May 28 #2

I see my post Mooooooved You! BOSSHOG May 28 #3

I'm not completely uncultured JoseBalow May 28 #4

hay-Hay-HAY :: You've Milked That Line For All It's Worth (n/t) wyn borkins May 28 #5

So, the bartender had a beef with that customer? surfered May 28 #6

...And The Customer Just "Baled" Rather Than Be BBQ'ed... wyn borkins May 28 #8

This message was self-deleted by its author surfered Thursday #10

A cow walks into a bar PJMcK May 28 #7

I bow to your one uppance BOSSHOG May 28 #9

And don't even get me started on the one about a 10" pianist surfered Thursday #11

True Dough

(23,208 posts)

1. Considered yourself Baled out!

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Wed May 28, 2025, 09:37 PM

May 28

JoseBalow

(7,619 posts)

2. Udder nonsense!

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Wed May 28, 2025, 09:38 PM

May 28

BOSSHOG

(42,606 posts)

3. I see my post Mooooooved You!

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #2)

Wed May 28, 2025, 09:39 PM

May 28

JoseBalow

(7,619 posts)

4. I'm not completely uncultured

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #3)

Wed May 28, 2025, 09:46 PM

May 28

wyn borkins

(1,316 posts)

5. hay-Hay-HAY :: You've Milked That Line For All It's Worth (n/t)

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Wed May 28, 2025, 09:55 PM

May 28

surfered

(7,082 posts)

6. So, the bartender had a beef with that customer?

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Wed May 28, 2025, 10:06 PM

May 28

wyn borkins

(1,316 posts)

8. ...And The Customer Just "Baled" Rather Than Be BBQ'ed...

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Wed May 28, 2025, 10:16 PM

May 28

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PJMcK

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7. A cow walks into a bar

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Wed May 28, 2025, 10:13 PM

May 28

The bartender says, "You look udderly exhausted. What can I get you?'

The cow looks around the bar and asks for a deCALFenated cup of coffee with a shot of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "Are you old enough to order a drink? Show me your ID."

The cow turns around, lifts a leg and says, "Look at these udders. Do you really think I'm under age?'

The bartender replies, "Well, you're really milking this joke, aren't you? Moove along."

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I'm seriously stupid tonight. Thanks for reading.

BOSSHOG

(42,606 posts)

9. I bow to your one uppance

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #7)

Wed May 28, 2025, 10:16 PM

May 28

surfered

(7,082 posts)

11. And don't even get me started on the one about a 10" pianist

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #9)

Thu May 29, 2025, 08:29 AM

Thursday

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