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Husband : Where are you? 🍭🍬🍫❓
Wife : at home love. Husband : are you sure? Wife : yes. Husband : please turn on the microwave Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeedrreee.. Husband : okay love goodbye.
Another day
Husband: where are you? Wife : at home love. Husband : are you sure? Wife : yes. Husband: turn on the microwave Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeeedreeee... Husband: okay love goodbye.
Another day*
Suspicious husband: where are you? Wife : at home love. Husband : are you sure? Wife : yes. Husband : turn on the microwave! Wife (turns on the microwave) dreeeeedreee... Husband : okay my love goodbye.
The next day the Husband decides to call on his son's phone and he asks him*,
“son where is your mother?”
Son : I don't know, she leftt with the microwave 2 days ago.
Another day
Husband: where are you? Wife : at home love. Husband : are you sure? Wife : yes. Husband: turn on the microwave Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeeedreeee... Husband: okay love goodbye.
Another day*
Suspicious husband: where are you? Wife : at home love. Husband : are you sure? Wife : yes. Husband : turn on the microwave! Wife (turns on the microwave) dreeeeedreee... Husband : okay my love goodbye.
The next day the Husband decides to call on his son's phone and he asks him*,
“son where is your mother?”
Son : I don't know, she leftt with the microwave 2 days ago.