If it’s artificial that means not real.

Did they ever exist?

We can thank Duhbya for that one. Or Frank Luntz.

Never existed.

Like frozen yogurt.

As we now know, It will in fact ruin a diet.

Shhhh.

Nothing really to add except.

"No one goes there to eat because it's always so crowded."

Yogi has a lot of them.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Berra describing dealing with the afternoon sun while playing left field in Yankee Stadium.

My personal favorite is “I really didn’t say everything I said.”

"That North wind is cold no matter what direction it blows from."

He made me play from the regular tees and I let him tee off from places where he could reach the green with his 9 wood. I am struggling to reach par 4's with my 3 wood. He beat me about half the time and I thought I was pretty good. Yes, he could chip and putt.

When he was 87 and I was 73 we played in our club's biggest tournament of the year, we were partners. The 1st 9 holes was a 2 man scramble, it decides what flight your team is slotted in. After 5 or 6 holes he looks at me and says, hey, we're playing too good they are going to put us in the championship bracket. I tell him, you start playing bad. Sure enough we get put in the top bracket.

The 2nd 9 holes is better ball where they take the best score from the 2 of us. The final 9 holes is alternate shot. We are doing fine but the 2 youngsters playing with us were really lighting it up, made 6 birdies in a row at one stretch. We only have about 3 holes left and I have a 3rd shot to a par 4. My buddy short sided me and I was in some grass we call frog hair. I try this Tiger Wood's flop shot to be a hero and cold shank it and almost hit my buddy. The look on his face, he was about to cry. I luckily had a mulligan I didn't use, so I take my putter grip and swing back and forth like a putt just to get it on the green and kept my head down and then I heard people yelling, I holed it.

We didn't think we won anything when they were giving out the prizes but when they called our names for 2nd place the look on my buddy's eyes I will remember forever. The prize money was cash, so I say, go up and get it.

Best tournament I ever finished 2nd in.

an oldie

They are "awfully good"

greek for Dull Sharp

Oxy = sharp
Moros = dull

Thanks cayugafalls.

eat your meal, think of the starving childrein in country x

Clearly deserving of a T. (sports metaphor sorry)

I'll check the rule book. That's right we threw that out.

coined by George W. Plunkitt of Tammany Hall fame

Then there is "an honest politician is one who, once bought, stays bought."

GC is guardedly my favorite comic.

I see what you did there.

Fantastic.