Anyone can roast beef!

By the way, that minister should be applauded. What a great idea.

about the corduroy pillow?


It made headlines!

Two Nuns walk into a bar.

...the third one ducked.

She named them Amal and Juan … but she only carried one picture in her wallet …

And when people would ask to see the other, she replied

If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal

Groucho Marx

"Son, if you don't stop doing that you'll go blind!"

son: "HEY DAD, I'M OVER HERE!"


OOPS, sorry, not so clean, MY BAD.

In case he got a hole in one.

How does the moon take a bath? It has meteor showers!

Gave my pet leopard a bath every day. Now he’s spotless.

I was alone in the bath. Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!

I just dropped my phone in the bath. Now it's syncing.

I tried giving my cat a bath and it went terribly... I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.

There are dozens of sites.

So, there's a chance some of you already know it:

The other day, I saw a man washing his car with his son. And the kid said, "Aw, Dad. Couldn't you just use a sponge?"

Hailing taxis.