Jeff Tiedrich - perfectly normal stuff at the White House Correspondents Dinner

what the fuck just happened?

here’s what we know so far: some complete rando with an unknown grudge obtained a weapon, just as our founders intended. he then attempted to take that weapon into the White House Correspondents Dinner, just as our founders intended.

shots were fired, just as our founders intended, pandemonium ensued, just as our founders intended, and Preznit Fuckwit used the occasion to whine about why he needs a vulgar Epstein Dance Hall™, just as our founders intended.

it was just another perfectly normal day in the United States of Guntopia.