The Borowitz Report: America's Top Traitor, the Final Smackdown

This is a poll for Borowitz's paid subscribers, and I'm one of them. However I thought it would be fun for DUers to play along. Andy Borowitz has been running this as a weekly column for several weeks now and the voting for "America's Top Traitor" has narrowed down to two candidates.



Link (for paid subscribers only): https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/americas-top-traitor-the-final-quisling

I'm not trying to tip the scale in either direction, but I've made my feelings known. I've voted for Mitch McConnell on a weekly basis. Not only has he done lasting damage to our democracy, he was the initial enabler to Chump's first run for the Presidency. McConnell twisted Speaker Paul Ryan's arm ('memba him?) to accept Chump's candidacy against his better judgment. At every twist and turn McConnell was there, enabling Chump to do even more destruction to our government and our country. Oh, he is an evil man!

Please post your choice and reasons below...