Jeff Tiedrich - American president loses Canadian election

yesterday, as voters in Canada headed to the polls, a feeble and disoriented resident at the world-renowned White House Eldercare Center in Washington, DC, seemed to imagine that he was on the ballot.

“Good luck to the Great people of Canada. Elect the man who has the strength and wisdom to cut your taxes in half, increase your military power, for free, to the highest level in the World, have your Car, Steel, Aluminum, Lumber, Energy, and all other businesses, QUADRUPLE in size, WITH ZERO TARIFFS OR TAXES, if Canada becomes the cherished 51st. State of the United States of America. No more artificially drawn line from many years ago. Look how beautiful this land mass would be. Free access with NO BORDER. ALL POSITIVES WITH NO NEGATIVES. IT WAS MEANT TO BE! America can no longer subsidize Canada with the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year that we have been spending in the past. It makes no sense unless Canada is a State!”

again with this delusional drivel. there was no possible outcome of yesterday’s election that would have led to Canada becoming America’s 51st state.

Donny is toxic right now in Canada. even Pierre Poilievre — the conservative candidate Donny backed — was basically all would you PLEASE shut the fuck up already.

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