sucking up gourmet goodies at taxpayers expense -- no doubt recalling High Times at the G.O.P.'s Private Epstein Club.

Look at those hideous chairs. Every time you get up or scoot in the chair feet make a farting sound. Perhaps appropriate. They're probably leftover inventory from the cancelled donald trump furniture collection. But I bet the DNA from the strands of hair caught in the velcro cushion straps could solve a cold case or two somewhere.

No decor on the patio. No trellises. No art. No potted plants.

And the food. Were the Big Macs even made today?

That patio looks like how our country is being run.

And the check will still bounce.

Tunnel vision is more like it!

Li’l Pervy, aka Speaker of the House, looks like he’s died and gone to Heaven.

I’ve never seen so much backpfeifengeschift all in one place at once.

He looks like he's just about to hurt somebody. I'd like to see some photos taken about 20 seconds after that one ....

God knows what their task is for the evening — I suspect this is Trump showing off his Commander in Chief creds by using them for props.

Turnip thinks they're his tin soldiers/sailors to play with.

At first I refused to believe they were actually Navy, since I'm not really up on uniforms, but it sure looks that way.

(I think the rest of the services got rid of their dress whites and have other dress uniform colors)

Club Gladhand, so I sorta said "gotta be something else ...".


Another thought which crossed my mind was that the VP's official residence is on the grounds of the Naval Observatory, so his security detain might very well include Navy .... maybe Turnip just ordered them to play attendant at the WH instead ??? Gotta have some abuse with our waste and fraud, I guess.

George Carlin was right:
"They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place.
It's a big club and you ain't in it.
You and I are not in the big club."

I hope that the next president returns the Rose Garden to its former glory, before the Trumps ruined it. The next administration should also remove the flag poles that make the WH look like a car dealership. I also hope that Trump is alive to see the changes.

Figured maybe it's a party of those gay Republicans I hear tell about.