Now all that's left to do is put up signs stating that all daytime crossings have been rescheduled to nighttime.

Just black arches that look like tunnels. That way people, and coyotes, will just smash into them while road runners will still get through. I don't know why the stable genius whose uncle taught Ted Kaczynski at MIT didn't think of that.

They really have to bear a heavy burden, constantly justifying these boneheaded ideas. One almost feels sorry for them.

You know this really is from the dear leader. Right up there with the injecting bleach ideas.

I suppose if he asked you to shoot puppies, you would do that too? Oh, never mind.

And besides, who wants to come to the US, anyway? Nothing worth risking your life for. Oh well, ketchup shows up better on black anyway…

considering the "wall" isn't much of a wall but a bad fence with lots and lots of holes and almost all of it incomplete.

surrounding the border and this wall.

There is no wall except at the photo-op sites. There are no hordes of immigrants crossing the border.

for orange skin, anyway.

Just in time for Halloween!

I bet Trump wants to be appointed the Great Pumpkin too.

No coloreds anymore, he wants them to turn back

Junkyard science! If you leave a chrome plated object out in the sun, next to a piece of rusty iron, the chrome part will get much hotter!
Satin black over rust will stay cooler than super shiny high gloss black.

Rechargeable saws will cut through the bars easily enough, anyway.

you know......gloves.

Real high tech arms race going on down there. Hope Trump can keep up.

will be banned within 100 miles of the borders.

to see who could get over it fastest. It was like 20 seconds

(NYT) "The president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot migrants if they threw rocks, the president backed off when his staff told him that was illegal. But later in a meeting, aides recalled, he suggested that they shoot migrants in the legs to slow them down. That’s not allowed either, they told him."

When Trump was asked about the alligators during one of his border photo ops, he responded crocodiles would be better since they were more aggressive.

All the hordes of imaginary immigrants will certainly stay away now!

So obvious!

We’re all straightmen in a gargantuan Three Stooges episode.

In six months you won’t be able to pay anyone to enter this country.
This regime has already made America as popular as syphilis .
Save the money, we’re toxic enough with a president who rolls out the red carpet for
murderers.

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The last time the president ordered officials to apply black paint to border barriers, it was an expensive failure. Naturally, he’s trying it again.

As you see reports about Trump/Noem painting border barriers black, don’t forget the recent history:

When Trump made this same demand five years ago, it was an expensive and wasteful failure. True to form, he’s repeating the same mistake, expecting a different result. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

— Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2025-08-20T15:58:42.730Z

Or do you pull stuff out of the oven bare handed?

People are no longer trying to get into this country since you took over and began making it into a shit pile. Sorry!!!

Because it would never occur to someone to climb the wall after dark.

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No, Actually the fence do's not run right on the border its self but is set back some distance so for a way's the side facing Mexico is still US territory

FUCK THESE VILE FUCKING DISGUSTING PEOPLE

Texas, NM, Arizona, and CA borders have fall and winter.
And early spring. And night as well as day. It won't be hot all the time.

Should incorporate art into the wall or at least better color or colors. Big beautiful wall is down right ugly. And unnecessary waste of money. At least, turn it into a work of art. (sarcasm alert)

or uses gloves

How this idea got beyond the "puff and pass" phase, I'll never understand. These guys were obviously listening to the Stones and wrote down "Paint It Black!" in Sharpie before they nodded off.

Who would bother?

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