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Ken Paxton caught with a woman is not his wife (Original Post) bmichaelh Monday OP
How does a creepy, doughy yutz like Paxton get a mistress in the first place? Ocelot II Monday #1
$$$ always talks for the ugly dave99 Monday #10
Ick. There isn't enough money. Ocelot II Monday #13
For $100M? Marcuse Monday #14
If I said yes, that would establish what I am, and we'd just be discussing the price. Ocelot II Monday #17
Only under general anesthesia evolves Monday #20
That's what sex does ---- turns off the rational parts (if there are any.) erronis Monday #26
Kick dalton99a Monday #2
"Christian influencer" with 7 kids BlueWaveNeverEnd Monday #3
This message was self-deleted by its author progressoid Monday #4
She's just a family friend...yeah, just a friend... LudwigPastorius Monday #5
It'll probably get him a few more percentages of the voters durablend Monday #6
Family values are things Republicans demand of Democrats, but not City Lights Monday #7
Just like most of the things they demand for democrats n/t Claustrum Monday #37
Isn't he divorced? LeftInTX Monday #8
Supposedly they "kissed and made up" as the old expression goes. mwmisses4289 Monday #12
No. They're going through a divorce settlement. They cancelled their public trial. LeftInTX Monday #21
Wonder how much Paxton paid his wife to keep his dirty laundry from being publicly aired during the election. sop Monday #32
The fact that they were going to have a public trial was likely due having tons of assets LeftInTX Monday #33
Ah, thanks. I read they had settled, and thought it meant they had decided not to go through with it. mwmisses4289 Monday #35
Yes he is. Finalized this last May. Ellipsis Monday #22
Iceland? Srkdqltr Monday #9
Again? chia Monday #11
Allow me to humbly add to the OP's post.... The_REAL_Ecumenist Monday #15
You have standards. Some women have such low self - esteem haele Monday #19
LOL!! My mama raised me to have something that people, especially the cretins who voted for that incontinent idiot The_REAL_Ecumenist Monday #39
+100 to the REAL. B.See Monday #38
I know, right? I just don't get it. He has that "my family tree don't branch" look. Anytime you have to ask someone who The_REAL_Ecumenist Tuesday #40
A hypocritical repuke? Color me not surprised! sakabatou Monday #16
Winky Sane1 Monday #18
Texas is under a heat dome and Saharan Dust has moved into the state so Iceland might be a good place to cool off Deuxcents Monday #23
They don't care. They're proud of it. They'll vote for him twice because of it. Iggo Monday #24
Republicans don't or won't care. They are a cult. Bristlecone Monday #25
Crazy cause the guy is an assault to family values SSJVegeta Monday #27
so sick of their " family values " stick. i have heard this nonsense all my adult life. AllaN01Bear Monday #28
Chouldn't that Christian belching tool Old Crank Monday #29
Right, not "normal" times. TY! Cha Monday #30
Crooked Ken could/ should stick as his moniker MoseShrute Monday #31
Republican family values are a lot less stringent then republianmushroom Monday #34
They never had a moral ground to begin with. mwmisses4289 Monday #36
trying to imagine the kind of gal who would want to be anywhere NEAR Ken Fucking Paxton Skittles Tuesday #41
It's never a personal matter when they such things public policy themaguffin Tuesday #42

Ocelot II

(131,905 posts)
1. How does a creepy, doughy yutz like Paxton get a mistress in the first place?
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 02:13 PM
Monday

Eww! I wouldn't fuck him with your p***y, as the saying goes. And why sneak off to Reykjavík, of all places? Does he think they don't have the Internet there?

Response to bmichaelh (Original post)

City Lights

(26,189 posts)
7. Family values are things Republicans demand of Democrats, but not
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 02:41 PM
Monday

something they are ever interested in for themselves.

mwmisses4289

(5,232 posts)
12. Supposedly they "kissed and made up" as the old expression goes.
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 03:09 PM
Monday

They are both a peice of work. Hope paxton goes down hard in November.

LeftInTX

(35,018 posts)
21. No. They're going through a divorce settlement. They cancelled their public trial.
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 03:44 PM
Monday

There's a difference. They decided not to air their dirty laundry. Very few Texas divorces involve public trials.


https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/paxton-divorce-trial-canceled-collin-county-settlement-talks/

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's divorce settlement case was removed from the trial docket Tuesday after he and his wife, state Sen. Angela Paxton, have made "substantial progress toward an amicable resolution" and no longer need a public trial, his attorneys said.

"The parties have jointly agreed that a trial setting is no longer necessary, and the Court has removed the case from the trial docket," Paxton's attorneys, Jared Julian and Laura Roach, said in a prepared statement.

"The parties have made substantial progress toward an amicable resolution of all issues and remain engaged in productive discussions. We are optimistic that a final agreement will be reached in the near future. Out of respect for the family and the ongoing process, no further comment will be made at this time."

sop

(19,971 posts)
32. Wonder how much Paxton paid his wife to keep his dirty laundry from being publicly aired during the election.
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 04:53 PM
Monday

LeftInTX

(35,018 posts)
33. The fact that they were going to have a public trial was likely due having tons of assets
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 05:21 PM
Monday

No one in Texas has public divorce trials unless a bunch of money is involved.

Sometimes there are custody hearings, but I think their kids are adults.

mwmisses4289

(5,232 posts)
35. Ah, thanks. I read they had settled, and thought it meant they had decided not to go through with it.
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 06:08 PM
Monday

The_REAL_Ecumenist

(969 posts)
15. Allow me to humbly add to the OP's post....
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 03:35 PM
Monday

Last edited Tue Jun 30, 2026, 01:20 AM - Edit history (1)

That creepy, doughy walleyed, criminal & crooked AF sumbitch ken paxton, ("ITZ" doesn't deserve capital letters), was caught with a woman who's NOT his WIFE nor his KNOWN SIDE PIECE, (these women are CLEARLY not mentally well or so craven for the ducats that they'll allow a human moose/Pillsbury Doughboy hybrid to touch them... EWWW!).
Why Lawd, oh why would anyone allow something like him to get close to them? There's not enough money now, never has been or ever will be for me to give him a more than a cursory look. I JUST DON'T GET IT.

haele

(15,736 posts)
19. You have standards. Some women have such low self - esteem
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 03:39 PM
Monday

That being able to buy comfort for $$$$$ is as high as they aspire.

The_REAL_Ecumenist

(969 posts)
39. LOL!! My mama raised me to have something that people, especially the cretins who voted for that incontinent idiot
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 10:55 PM
Monday

at all...COMMON SENSE, which apparently, ain't that common. There NEVER will be enough money in this arm of the Milky Way Galaxy to look at that mug without welding goggles. I don't get it.

B.See

(9,073 posts)
38. +100 to the REAL.
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 07:18 PM
Monday

Made me laugh out loud.

And I agree. A tryst with ol 'aqualung' must have a sleaze factor of... somewhere off the charts.

...gives me the willies.

The_REAL_Ecumenist

(969 posts)
40. I know, right? I just don't get it. He has that "my family tree don't branch" look. Anytime you have to ask someone who
Tue Jun 30, 2026, 01:18 AM
Tuesday

trying to chat you up, "Which eye do you want me to stand in front of? Let me know when you can see me...", he cheats like it's going out of style, is a thief, lies like it's a Olympic sport, is cruel AND a Texan Repulsive...NO MA'AM! That'll be a HARD no. I'd nope TF away from them as soon as possible. I HONESTLY don't get it at all...

Deuxcents

(28,353 posts)
23. Texas is under a heat dome and Saharan Dust has moved into the state so Iceland might be a good place to cool off
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 03:46 PM
Monday

Ted Cruz escaped the winter freeze out in Texas by running off to Cancun a while back..the creeps don’t give a flip about working on the grid or solving problems for their constituents

republianmushroom

(22,939 posts)
34. Republican family values are a lot less stringent then
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 05:52 PM
Monday

they used to be. The moral ground has left the republican party.

themaguffin

(5,552 posts)
42. It's never a personal matter when they such things public policy
Tue Jun 30, 2026, 07:05 AM
Tuesday

Unfortunately, the red hats will still support him

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