Pervert Arrested at Great American State Fair

BREAKING: MAGA PERVERT! Police arrest a spectator in an Uncle Sam costume for “lewd acts” in public at Trump’s failing “State Fair”!
Of course this would happen at a Trump event.
Gian Rachtelli, 54, of Baltimore and reportedly a MAGA livestreamer, was arrested on Thursday at the Great American State Fair on the National Mall after multiple witnesses caught him with his hand down his pants, playing with himself while watching female acrobats perform.
According to the police report, witnesses -- including two female acrobats -- described seeing him “making lewd gestures in his pants,” “stuck his right hand down his pants and it moved back-and-forth approximately six times,” and “doing what we all thought he was doing” during the Cirque Mechanics performance.
He was charged with Lewd, Indecent, or Obscene Acts.
This is the kind of person Trump attracts to his sad little state fair – a guy allegedly choking the chicken in broad daylight while families and kids are around blatantly enough to be seen by the performers themselves.
Trump has spent millions hyping up his fair, and it’s turned out to be a sparsely attended, problem plagued debacle, with at least one pervert among the spectators.
Sounds about right.