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orleans

(37,459 posts) Wed Jun 24, 2026, 04:45 PM Wednesday

so is mitch mconnell still alive or what?

i googled, saw some article headlines, read a couple, and in spite of what his staff is saying (he's recovering) i have no reason to believe his republican staff.

anyone heard what's going on with that asshole?

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so is mitch mconnell still alive or what? (Original Post) orleans Wednesday OP

They're working on reviving the man-turtle with habitat-like reflecting pool water.... Blue Owl Wednesday #1

Next thing you'll see is Mitch cradling his re-animated head. miyazaki Wednesday #3

I could totally picture it... Blue Owl Wednesday #5

The reflecting pool would work. mercuryblues Wednesday #15

Schrodinger's ass hole fujiyamasan Wednesday #2

I haven't heard or seen any updates. SergeStorms Wednesday #4

;-{) THIS Goonch Wednesday #6

I suspect that he's had a stroke and they're trying to get him into 3_Limes Wednesday #7

I've also been wondering if he's on life support. ananda Wednesday #11

Probably has Pneumonia. maxsolomon Wednesday #8

His death will be announced. MineralMan Wednesday #9

McConnell and Tom Kean are both going to be back any day now. Solly Mack Wednesday #10

thanks for the laugh! orleans Wednesday #14

Tom Kean still hiding out? BlueWaveNeverEnd Wednesday #16

He claims he's coming back on the 30th of this month. Solly Mack Wednesday #17

I suspect he is on a fence post and will be there another 60 years unless a tornado blows him off. madinmaryland Wednesday #12

He died 10 years ago. Trump replaced him with a zombie. repug cover-up. Wonder Why Wednesday #13

Blue Owl

(60,085 posts)

1. They're working on reviving the man-turtle with habitat-like reflecting pool water....

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 04:48 PM

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miyazaki

(2,708 posts)

3. Next thing you'll see is Mitch cradling his re-animated head.

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 24, 2026, 04:52 PM

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That'll make some headlines.

Blue Owl

(60,085 posts)

5. I could totally picture it...

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 04:54 PM

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mercuryblues

(16,567 posts)

15. The reflecting pool would work.

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 24, 2026, 10:12 PM

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What doesn't kill him will make him stuck in his shell.

fujiyamasan

(2,188 posts)

2. Schrodinger's ass hole

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 04:50 PM

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SergeStorms

(21,058 posts)

4. I haven't heard or seen any updates.

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 04:53 PM

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Hopefully he and His Assholiness will shuffle off their mortal coils together, and soon.
You gotta have a dream.

Goonch

(5,970 posts)

6. ;-{) THIS

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 05:01 PM

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3_Limes

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7. I suspect that he's had a stroke and they're trying to get him into

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 05:02 PM

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A. Condition where he can vote before coming out with that.

ananda

(35,816 posts)

11. I've also been wondering if he's on life support.

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 05:28 PM

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I really think if he were dead,
they'd report it.

maxsolomon

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8. Probably has Pneumonia.

Reply to orleans (Original post)

Wed Jun 24, 2026, 05:03 PM

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He'll recover and make it to the end of his term.

MineralMan

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9. His death will be announced.

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 05:27 PM

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Until then he is irrelevant.

Solly Mack

(97,441 posts)

10. McConnell and Tom Kean are both going to be back any day now.

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 05:27 PM

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orleans

(37,459 posts)

14. thanks for the laugh!

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #10)

Wed Jun 24, 2026, 10:01 PM

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BlueWaveNeverEnd

(15,512 posts)

16. Tom Kean still hiding out?

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 10:13 PM

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Solly Mack

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17. He claims he's coming back on the 30th of this month.

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 10:14 PM

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madinmaryland

(65,823 posts)

12. I suspect he is on a fence post and will be there another 60 years unless a tornado blows him off.

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 05:39 PM

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Wonder Why

(7,380 posts)

13. He died 10 years ago. Trump replaced him with a zombie. repug cover-up.

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Wed Jun 24, 2026, 05:42 PM

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