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usonian

(27,174 posts)
Wed Jun 24, 2026, 11:11 AM Wednesday

STUNNING! Scientists invent TIME MACHINE!! They name it "Twitter"

Early results for a visit to the past are revealed.















WAIT! VANCE WANTS TO CHIME IN!!





Next up: a space-time mirror!

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STUNNING! Scientists invent TIME MACHINE!! They name it "Twitter" (Original Post) usonian Wednesday OP
Thanks for compiling this, usonian. I'm bookmarking it. lamp_shade Wednesday #1
I got it from Reddit without Creddit. usonian Wednesday #2
Yeah, if we could only get reporters to pin him down on what he said over and over in the past. Liberal In Texas Wednesday #3
When a Democrat changes course, it's called waffling. usonian Wednesday #4
"In-groups" always implies one-per-centers FakeNoose Wednesday #5
Election Rigged Against Me! Mr.Bee Wednesday #6
Earlier, before tweets. usonian Wednesday #7
Citizen Kane Mr.Bee Wednesday #9
Fuck off fat boy. spanone Wednesday #8

Liberal In Texas

(16,540 posts)
3. Yeah, if we could only get reporters to pin him down on what he said over and over in the past.
Wed Jun 24, 2026, 12:30 PM
Wednesday

I know, dream on.

usonian

(27,174 posts)
4. When a Democrat changes course, it's called waffling.
Wed Jun 24, 2026, 12:47 PM
Wednesday

And brutally condemned 24 by 7 by 365.

Wilhoit's law.

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” That line—written by Frank Wilhoit—has become a popular aphorism to sum up the hypocrisy and moral bankruptcy of the modern Republican Party.

https://pylimitics.net/wilhoits-law/

FakeNoose

(43,039 posts)
5. "In-groups" always implies one-per-centers
Wed Jun 24, 2026, 02:17 PM
Wednesday

... otherwise known as billionaires. But they don't have to have $1 billion to join the group, they just need to make a large donation to one of Chump's numerous "campaign" funds.

Mr.Bee

(1,982 posts)
6. Election Rigged Against Me!
Wed Jun 24, 2026, 02:51 PM
Wednesday
(if he ran against George W. Bush in 2000).
from the great big beautiful bin of trump lies.
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