The Adventures of Mutt & Jeff
"The chances of your being killed in a terrorist attack are near zero. But your chances of being killed if your heart attacks you are pretty high.” – Norm MacDonald
There were reports and rumors a while back that the Iranians were hoping to kill the fella in the White House. As others point out, the chances of that are near zero, especially now that the fella is trying to surrender to Iran. No president has done more to lift Iran to a higher position within the global community, or reduced our country's standing than this guy.
On the other hand, there may be those in Iran that would like to kill Netanyahu. If the Israeli leader continues to ignore the president's attempted surrender, and continues bombing Lebanon, the MoU may not hold. In every Mutt and Jeff team, one partner self-identifies as the alpha dog. One wonders how the president will react if Netanyahu refuses to go along with the plans to end the war against Iran. The fella in the White House has turned on and betrayed people who have helped him, so it would not come as a shock if he turns on Netanyahu.
Suddenly, some of the pro-Israel groups and individuals are now insisting that Congress has to approve the president's planned retreat. Yet they were fully opposed to Congress invoking the War Powers Act. Though it is highly unlikely that the president will agree to that – the proposed agreement will be more of an American yard sale than a treaty – the necroconservatives in Congress will behave as if the president has betrayed them.
It may be difficult for us to imagine that some are unsettled after the president's awe-inspiring speech at the G7. Never before has a president spoken for nearly an hour in a single run-on sentence, combining fragments of unconnected phrases in a manner that appeared to combine moderate senility with mild psychosis. Surely this reassured the vast majority of the earth's human population that this is a man in charge – yet some found it bizarrely unhinged.
The maga cult members for whom the toothbrush was named have never been pro-Israel. They carry on the white hooded antisemitism of their foreskins. They would have been just as happy if the president bombed Israel instead of Iran. They get off on violence. Yet they are no as significant as the formerly pro-Israel right-wing “influencers” who are now opposed to the actions of Netanyahu, recognizing that he poses the single greatest threat to Israel and the United States.
As noted, Netanyahu does not consider the president to be the alpha dog. Rather, he views the fella to be a yappy lap dog. He has no intention of honoring the MoU the president desperately needs for an off ramp to the war that Netanyahu got him involved in. The Israeli leader in war crimes favors ass clowns such as Ambassador Mike Huckabee, who recently said that Israel has the “biblical right” to expand their territory. In support of this manifest destiny, Hucleberry recently had Jonathan Pollard to the U.S. embassy. Nothing like endorsing Pollard, one of the most damaging spies against our country, now running a campaign on a platform calling for the “ethnic cleansing” of Palestinian lands.
Another of the working poodles for Israel adoption is none other than Senator Tom Cotton. He was upset by the indictments in the AIPAC espionage case. (See link below)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Franklin_espionage_scandal
Why, Tom demands, should Israel have to spy on the US when a law can be passed that provides them with full access to all the top secret intelligence our country has? By merely giving away sovereignty, we can make guys like Pollard heroes, instead of enemies of the United States by merely passing the “United States – Israeli Intelligence Sharing Enhancement” (Section 622: S. 4615 of the Intelligence Authorization Act).
What could possibly go wrong? In a world where the war on Iran has already changed international relations, are there not distinct advantages in having us become the conjoined twin with the other most hated nation on Earth? In making the neoconsevative wet dream a reality?
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Never before has a president spoken for nearly an hour in a single run-on sentence, combining fragments of unconnected phrases in a manner that appeared to combine moderate senility with mild psychosis 
