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Enter stage left

(4,683 posts) Wed Jun 17, 2026, 09:50 PM Jun 17

We have been making a huge mistake by laughing at TSF's falling asleep constantly...

We should be encouraging him to sleep, because medical statistics and experts verify that about 12.5% of all people die in their sleep.

That means there is a 1 in 8 chance that every time he falls asleep...

HE WON'T WAKE UP!

I know, that's not how statistics works, but it gives us hope.

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We have been making a huge mistake by laughing at TSF's falling asleep constantly... (Original Post) Enter stage left Jun 17 OP

That also mean there's an 87.5% chance he'll die when he's awake. jls4561 Jun 17 #1

I like option 2 better for tsf. chicoescuela Jun 17 #2

Preferably while he's being recorded. Dr. T Jun 17 #4

Does that mean that I'm going to die, either while I'm asleep or awake? 3Hotdogs Jun 17 #5

There are only two certainties in life (nt) AZJonnie Jun 18 #9

Maybe well-wishers can encourage him to take frequent long baths struggle4progress Jun 17 #3

Add that most die around their bd vapor2 Jun 17 #6

True MoseShrute Jun 18 #10

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW OR WHEN IT HAPPENS, ONLY THAT IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AZ8theist Jun 18 #7

Frankly, I Vote for Keeping Him as Wide-awake as He is Capable of 24-7! The Roux Comes First Jun 18 #8

jls4561

(3,329 posts)

1. That also mean there's an 87.5% chance he'll die when he's awake.

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 09:53 PM

Jun 17

I am comforted by the thought that the two numbers add up to 100%.

chicoescuela

(3,344 posts)

2. I like option 2 better for tsf.

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 09:56 PM

Jun 17

I hope karma doesn’t see this for me

Dr. T

(817 posts)

4. Preferably while he's being recorded.

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 11:00 PM

Jun 17

The face plant heard 'round the world.

3Hotdogs

(15,743 posts)

5. Does that mean that I'm going to die, either while I'm asleep or awake?

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 11:35 PM

Jun 17

Da fuck is that about?

AZJonnie

(4,200 posts)

9. There are only two certainties in life (nt)

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Reply #5)

Thu Jun 18, 2026, 05:31 AM

Jun 18

struggle4progress

(127,189 posts)

3. Maybe well-wishers can encourage him to take frequent long baths

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 11:00 PM

Jun 17

vapor2

(5,140 posts)

6. Add that most die around their bd

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 11:58 PM

Jun 17

MoseShrute

(172 posts)

10. True

Reply to vapor2 (Reply #6)

Thu Jun 18, 2026, 07:39 AM

Jun 18

Typically within about 180 days either before or after

AZ8theist

(7,759 posts)

7. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW OR WHEN IT HAPPENS, ONLY THAT IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2026, 12:51 AM

Jun 18

The Roux Comes First

(2,438 posts)

8. Frankly, I Vote for Keeping Him as Wide-awake as He is Capable of 24-7!

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2026, 12:53 AM

Jun 18

Wear the little worm down. He obviously is struggling with very basic life-functions. Bring 'em on Full Time. Presidenting is clearly way beyond his skill set - keep the job requirements front and center!

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