Whose claim to fame was that he dated Monica Lewinsky before she “worked” in the White House. For wit, wisdom, and competence, gimme David Muir any day. I remember him with Thalia Assuras on ABC Overnight. They were terrific.

One day when she did not show, they put a life-size cardboard figure of her in the anchor chair.

Or just several people banging gongs in unison.

He'll get up cranky and post a lot of gibberish. Just let him sleep. It's nappy time. And yes, I'm well aware that the British call diapers nappies.

That huge lump of nothing has the audacity to call President Biden "Sleepy Joe." Someone should show him this photo and the hundreds of others of him sleeping though everything and ask him "Sleepy Who?"