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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Assassinated by someone who's "fucking crazy?"
Devoured after a visit to a Texas ranch?
Fatal coronary upon trying to sneak off with $1.8B anyway?
Just fucking died for literally any reason that you or I or anyone else can name?
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Is he dead yet? (Original Post)
Orrex
5 hrs ago
OP
Rats. Thousand of woke rats attack him and chew him up like a piece of old orange cheese.
twodogsbarking
4 hrs ago
#4
Not yet that I know of, but there is plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur.
SheltieLover
3 hrs ago
#6
"Stunned into a silent stroke when "Lyin' Bibi" joins the entire world to scream in unison..."
hlthe2b
3 hrs ago
#10
His call with Netanyahu is hilarious. I do wonder what sort of control Netanyahu has over tRump
LymphocyteLover
2 hrs ago
#17
Oh! I only skimmed the piece. I will say it sounded too rational to really be Rump
LymphocyteLover
53 min ago
#29
Goonch
(5,693 posts)1. ;-{) DEATH BY GUANO

ultralite001
(2,720 posts)2. I was hoping for
Death by screw worm
SocialDemocrat61
(8,104 posts)3. Was eating KFC so fast
he choked on a chicken bone.
twodogsbarking
(19,487 posts)4. Rats. Thousand of woke rats attack him and chew him up like a piece of old orange cheese.
malaise
(298,430 posts)5. No but
the countdown is on in earnest - 12 days to 80
SheltieLover
(81,945 posts)6. Not yet that I know of, but there is plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur.
Come on, cholesterol!!!
bdamomma
(69,634 posts)15. I agree
SheltieLover!!!
SheltieLover
(81,945 posts)21. Any of these plausible offerings would be great. Rfn!
niyad
(134,364 posts)7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
surfered
(14,582 posts)9. We share your dream...

SheltieLover
(81,945 posts)27. The Reaper needs to put that out of our misery!
SheltieLover
(81,945 posts)26. Soon...
Like rfn!!!

Chemical Bill
(3,213 posts)14. Or should be And.... n/t
niyad
(134,364 posts)18. or, "IS".
SheltieLover
(81,945 posts)24. You beat me to it.
Great minds...
hlthe2b
(114,851 posts)10. "Stunned into a silent stroke when "Lyin' Bibi" joins the entire world to scream in unison..."
"YOU LIE!!!"

MustLoveBeagles
(17,639 posts)22. That's some masterful side eye
GreenWave
(12,854 posts)11. When this doc says so...
MustLoveBeagles
(17,639 posts)23. Thanks for the Star Trek clip
Joinfortmill
(21,767 posts)12. Nope, but very nearly done.
FakeNoose
(42,614 posts)13. Charlie Brown is counting the days

bdamomma
(69,634 posts)16. Love this
LymphocyteLover
(10,247 posts)17. His call with Netanyahu is hilarious. I do wonder what sort of control Netanyahu has over tRump
niyad
(134,364 posts)20. Assuming the call actually took place. People on that thread were
explaining about the writer.
LymphocyteLover
(10,247 posts)29. Oh! I only skimmed the piece. I will say it sounded too rational to really be Rump
niyad
(134,364 posts)30. I only read the first little bit.That was sickening enough, whether he
actually said it, or the entire thing is fiction. What I kept thinking was, if any president had ever spoken to anyone that way, the media, and nearly evryone else, would have had a collective fit.
SheltieLover
(81,945 posts)25. Trumpstein info, same as all the others
Dulcinea
(10,355 posts)19. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"
--Pink Floyd, "Time"
Freddie
(10,156 posts)28. The "Crime Minister"
Love it! Stolen