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Miles Archer

(24,409 posts)
Sat May 23, 2026, 09:09 PM 3 hrs ago

1. "I need a ballroom" 2. "R's leave on recess" 3. "Shots fired at WH" 4. "I told you I needed a ballroom" 5. "Yes SIR!"

I had a friend message me as the headlines hit.

"Now he's going to say it's proof that he needs a ballroom."

At least his ear is OK.

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BigmanPigman

(55,563 posts)
4. Don't forget Don Jrs wedding...tRump said he'd be in DC today
Sat May 23, 2026, 10:06 PM
2 hrs ago

How predictable. Usisng Don Jr's wedding as an excuse to "stay in the White House working on serious issues"...like his planned golf retreat to his club.

usonian

(26,623 posts)
5. We MUST build the Epstein PANIC ROOM BALLROOM NOW!
Sat May 23, 2026, 10:09 PM
2 hrs ago
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221205550



Coincides with massive attack on Kyiv!!

Must be those LIBS attacking, like they did on January 6th.

It's all deranged. Stop this shit RFN.

Figarosmom

(13,519 posts)
6. I thought of that immediately.
Sat May 23, 2026, 11:04 PM
1 hr ago

One article I read said the shooter is well known. How do we know there wasn't a deal made with him to just start shooting around the White House? They could have told him they would just arrest him and then let him go.

Since they lie so much, we don't know.

live love laugh

(16,499 posts)
15. These were my thoughts the first time. And in both cases the potential accomplice was killed.
Sun May 24, 2026, 12:10 AM
2 sec ago

Dead men tell no tales.

Swede

(40,122 posts)
8. Weird flex - Skipping your son's wedding to attend a staged assassination, attempt certainly is a choice.
Sat May 23, 2026, 11:08 PM
1 hr ago

BigmanPigman

(55,563 posts)
9. If you need something done right hire the Mafia!
Sat May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM
57 min ago

Damn, this is their specialty, isn't it?!. I hope I'm invited to the next Mafia Meeting when they pass the hat to collect donations to put a real contract out on the fucking moron. I'm living near poverty level in CA and I'd be thrilled to give them whatever I possibly can...well worth the investment in my book.

calimary

(90,863 posts)
12. I cannot wait til he's gone.
Sat May 23, 2026, 11:47 PM
22 min ago

Whichever way he steps away. I’ll take it.

But it’s GOTTA be permanent. And irrevocable.

3catwoman3

(29,820 posts)
14. If he needs this effin' ballroom so badly, then no more going outside...
Sat May 23, 2026, 11:58 PM
11 min ago

...to golf courses. Or to rallies. Or any other public appearances. He better just stay in it all the time.

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