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Starbeach

(376 posts)
Thu May 21, 2026, 04:48 PM 20 hrs ago

Twofer: Put the Reflecting Pool Under the Ballroom Dance Floor

It's a Wonderful Grift.

I'm picturing Don and Melanie gliding across the Ballroom dance floor as it opens to a pool below. All the magical MAGA couples tumbling into the "swamp" under their feet. Fitting huh?

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Twofer: Put the Reflecting Pool Under the Ballroom Dance Floor (Original Post) Starbeach 20 hrs ago OP
Sounds like Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed in House of Roberts 18 hrs ago #1
That's the first thing I thought of MustLoveBeagles 15 hrs ago #3
You'd have to make one slight alteration to the Pool jmowreader 15 hrs ago #2
You obviously didn't attend Catholic elementary school... Totally Tunsie 13 hrs ago #4

jmowreader

(53,404 posts)
2. You'd have to make one slight alteration to the Pool
Thu May 21, 2026, 10:11 PM
15 hrs ago

It needs to be about 30 feet deep, with enormous suction pumps that'll pull anything to the bottom.

Totally Tunsie

(12,033 posts)
4. You obviously didn't attend Catholic elementary school...
Fri May 22, 2026, 12:24 AM
13 hrs ago

Sister Mary Janice spent many a moment warning young girls about wearing shiny shoes under their dresses.
She'd be apoplectic about a reflecting pool 'neath a ballgown!


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