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Orrex

(67,427 posts) Thu May 21, 2026, 06:58 AM Thursday

Is he dead yet?

Heartbroken to learn that his proposed 250-foot arch isn't the culmination of his podophila?

Choked on a bundt cake?

Choked on peanuts?

Just fucking died already, for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Thursday OP

Sadly not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur today! SheltieLover Thursday #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Thursday #2

Can we initiate a class action suit against the fucking slob for refusing to croak? SheltieLover Thursday #6

;-{) CUBA PREEMTIVE STRIKE Goonch Thursday #3

No but malaise Thursday #4

Unfortunately, he's still alive Grim Chieftain Thursday #5

No he ain't ded yet. I am buying a yard sign for the day. It says"we just have to get over it". twodogsbarking Thursday #7

No but Coldwater Thursday #8

A Croque Madame. niyad Thursday #9

I'd be too busy popping a champagne cork to make a sandwich. CaptainTruth Thursday #11

If not today, I'll settle for no_hypocrisy Thursday #10

June 13 malaise Thursday #13

Nancy's daily call to Aunt Fritzi alterfurz Thursday #12

Like Narcissus, he fell in love with his own reflection in the waters of a reflecting pond and committed suicide. surfered Thursday #14

We're not the only ones getting frustrated... surfered Thursday #15

Soon to be 80 but his rapacity for money and power is stronger than ever dalton99a Thursday #16

rapacity 👍 underpants Thursday #18

On Orb Day? underpants Thursday #17

dump looks creepy MustLoveBeagles Thursday #20

Fat ugly face smashed to a pulp by some steel-toed combat boots Blue Owl Thursday #19

Shocked that his criminality is awakening the masses--they've been poked! hlthe2b Thursday #21

Beautiful 🦉 MustLoveBeagles Thursday #22

All we have to do is tell trump this.. LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #23

I know he's throwing clots! PuraVidaDreamin Thursday #24

SheltieLover

(81,868 posts)

1. Sadly not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur today!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 07:00 AM

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Hope springs eternal...

niyad

(134,179 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 07:08 AM

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to drezm.

SheltieLover

(81,868 posts)

6. Can we initiate a class action suit against the fucking slob for refusing to croak?

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Thu May 21, 2026, 07:44 AM

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The electricity to keep the world's bubbly supply chilled in eager anticipation must be astronomical!

Goonch

(5,650 posts)

3. ;-{) CUBA PREEMTIVE STRIKE

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 07:21 AM

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malaise

(298,256 posts)

4. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 07:29 AM

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There are 24 days to June 14.

Grim Chieftain

(2,104 posts)

5. Unfortunately, he's still alive

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 07:42 AM

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Apparently, you can't kill evil.

twodogsbarking

(19,440 posts)

7. No he ain't ded yet. I am buying a yard sign for the day. It says"we just have to get over it".

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 07:50 AM

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I know it will take some time to get over the celebrations.

Coldwater

(1,344 posts)

8. No but

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Thu May 21, 2026, 07:55 AM

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niyad

(134,179 posts)

9. A Croque Madame.

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #8)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:02 AM

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CaptainTruth

(8,268 posts)

11. I'd be too busy popping a champagne cork to make a sandwich.

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #8)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:09 AM

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no_hypocrisy

(55,467 posts)

10. If not today, I'll settle for

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:05 AM

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July 4th.

Seems good on several levels, particularly a true celebration of American independence.

malaise

(298,256 posts)

13. June 13

Reply to no_hypocrisy (Reply #10)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:25 AM

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😀

alterfurz

(2,684 posts)

12. Nancy's daily call to Aunt Fritzi

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:13 AM

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Hey Nancy, Sluggo knows a guy down on Drabb St. who could help with that...

surfered

(14,442 posts)

14. Like Narcissus, he fell in love with his own reflection in the waters of a reflecting pond and committed suicide.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:30 AM

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surfered

(14,442 posts)

15. We're not the only ones getting frustrated...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:37 AM

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dalton99a

(95,538 posts)

16. Soon to be 80 but his rapacity for money and power is stronger than ever

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:49 AM

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underpants

(197,317 posts)

18. rapacity 👍

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #16)

Thu May 21, 2026, 09:00 AM

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Spot on

underpants

(197,317 posts)

17. On Orb Day?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 08:59 AM

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221251939

The Bundt cake story is hilarious.

MustLoveBeagles

(17,434 posts)

20. dump looks creepy

Reply to underpants (Reply #17)

Thu May 21, 2026, 09:55 AM

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More than normal.

Blue Owl

(59,676 posts)

19. Fat ugly face smashed to a pulp by some steel-toed combat boots

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 09:33 AM

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hlthe2b

(114,788 posts)

21. Shocked that his criminality is awakening the masses--they've been poked!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 10:12 AM

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--and their anger is about to erupt!

MustLoveBeagles

(17,434 posts)

22. Beautiful 🦉

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #21)

Thu May 21, 2026, 11:43 AM

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LetMyPeopleVote

(182,467 posts)

23. All we have to do is tell trump this..

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 02:57 PM

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PuraVidaDreamin

(4,700 posts)

24. I know he's throwing clots!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 04:31 PM

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Bet he has a watchman and an implantable defibrillator.

If not

Let's go Barry!

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