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slingsam

(471 posts) Fri May 15, 2026, 05:53 PM Friday

I was going to paint my toilet bowl blue

butt he stole my idea.....I just don't want to get sued.

So now.......
I will just paint his face on the bottom of my bowl

It will reflect like shit stains on my ass

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I was going to paint my toilet bowl blue (Original Post) slingsam Friday OP

lmfao ZDU Friday #1

That's actually pretty funny LilElf70 Friday #2

Lake Louise Banff surfered Friday #3

Found it surfered Friday #4

Maybe that's where Trump got the idea, thinking it was real surfered Friday #7

You win the internets for malaise Friday #5

Try tidy bowl, no doubt tacky tump uses it. Clouds Passing Friday #6

Amazon has everything Warpy Friday #8

Daughter's boyfriend Just Jerome Friday #9

I'd have loved it at that age Warpy Friday #11

Flush Trump NBachers Friday #10

ZDU

(1,418 posts)

1. lmfao

Reply to slingsam (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:14 PM

Friday

LilElf70

(1,643 posts)

2. That's actually pretty funny

Reply to slingsam (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:28 PM

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Ty. Helped make my day.

surfered

(14,334 posts)

3. Lake Louise Banff

Reply to slingsam (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:30 PM

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As an April Fools joke, Travel Alberta once sent out a press release, describing how the bottom of Lake Louise is painted each year to achieve the gorgeous shade, Lake Louise Turquoise Blue. Going so far as to release edited photos of a drained lake and painting underway, the internet went viral with the story.

I remember seeing the photo. The lake had been drained and a workman with a long handled roller brush was painting the bottom, rocks and all.

surfered

(14,334 posts)

4. Found it

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:46 PM

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surfered

(14,334 posts)

7. Maybe that's where Trump got the idea, thinking it was real

Reply to surfered (Reply #4)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:52 PM

Friday

malaise

(298,052 posts)

5. You win the internets for

Reply to slingsam (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:48 PM

Friday

Today

Clouds Passing

(8,207 posts)

6. Try tidy bowl, no doubt tacky tump uses it.

Reply to slingsam (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:51 PM

Friday

Warpy

(114,685 posts)

8. Amazon has everything

Reply to slingsam (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:59 PM

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https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Political-Gimmick-Republicans-Democrats/dp/B0BBLTT1S5/ref=sr_1_1?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.r_9pMKAOnpvWsq_QrP4Swv4mT_RZa9MEnvJrwnLXT_1uKhBZKgTCnqrpIi05kVXsiVKKcFMKKxm1J36Zgh7YlN3TiwKqjAAVBYfRGoE-8hAL6AEv8n8Tty5S7exYdJFOOqfmT6DyAR5nOic1MiOJnygZ_WWWvqumo2HhEWURfs2sfmB4yd9uK2Rr0X5lUqoOvsH98knyz4IKtvep48EKucaivlS8wNCrRfsLLvWlNwr_oABTkPJJSqPCGvlf4ywbNUujzLSd135bGEJE_vDa3sViwjvuuRvw9E47-3EfP7U.OR6JdplKelkZJKfbEkoiCnlzhhigfJTzWfwsycFM9bA&dib_tag=se&keywords=Donald+Trump+Toilet+Paper&qid=1778889450&sr=8-1

This was only the first of many such items listed.

Just Jerome

(566 posts)

9. Daughter's boyfriend

Reply to Warpy (Reply #8)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:23 PM

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gave me a roll of trump toilet paper. I put it in a Dirty Santa exchange at church. The twelve year old girl who got it LOVED it!

Warpy

(114,685 posts)

11. I'd have loved it at that age

Reply to Just Jerome (Reply #9)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:50 PM

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but the age of the monumentally stupid Re-publican hadn't happened quite yet.

Still, if you want to shit on Fatso, you'll want to target him appropriately. toward the source. He's certainly been shitting on all of us.

NBachers

(19,577 posts)

10. Flush Trump

Reply to slingsam (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:25 PM

Friday

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