Sure, Donnie.

... it's exposing the President's lies that qualifies as treason. Disagree with the Gangrenous Boil on the Ass of Humanity, and you're branded as a traitor. Got it.
Every time I think he can't sink any lower, it's the next day, and I have to recalibrate my disgustometer.

The more we win, the higher it goes. And, as promised, eventually we'll be saying, "Please Sir, no more winning." But F47 might just keep on winning for all of us anyway because that's just the swell kind of guy he is.

We're heading towards some truly fantastic Total Victory Prices all right, and because we love our new gas prices so much (Biggest Prices Ever!) we get to try them on other goods and services as well. Look for even more Total Victory Prices coming to us soon!

"Accuse your opponent of whatever you are doing."

Dude was a closeted gay man who practiced virulent homophobia in public and died of AIDS, while lying about it. That's Donny's role model.

You think Jr looks like him until you see this photo that proves Gums and Lurch are his copies.

of AIDS?

I would think at this point David Sanger should be in a position that he doesn't need a job badly enough to swallow such shit? But that is just me. These folks begrime themselves daily before this man and his flunkies, so there you go...

All anyone would ever have to say is “You don’t even know the true meaning of that word, you stupid bastard.“.

But they just smile and obsequiously ask a follow-up.

...I'd hate to see what losing looks like.