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Orrex

(67,381 posts)
Thu May 14, 2026, 07:03 AM Thursday

Is he dead yet?

Stomped by kangaroos while trying to force construction of his 91 story tower in Australia?

Sees a panda while in China and insists that he remembers it was a giraffe, strokes out soon after?

Fatal jet lag from flight to China?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Thursday OP
Bwaaaaah😂 malaise Thursday #1
;-{) STONED IN CHINA Goonch Thursday #2
Are those rice balls they're throwing? malaise Thursday #5
No but malaise Thursday #3
Keep hope alive.. surfered Thursday #9
symptom of ongoing decay pfitz59 Thursday #12
Is his neck still rotting? Hopefully his noggin will fall off.. SheltieLover Thursday #23
Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Thursday #4
We share your disappointment surfered Thursday #10
Same here! SheltieLover Thursday #22
Soon! As in rfn soon! SheltieLover Thursday #21
YES, PLEASE!!! niyad Thursday #24
He is rotting from the inside out. SheltieLover Thursday #25
Sorry, Dear Orrex... BurnDoubt Thursday #6
I was really thinking the long jet flight would get him... LymphocyteLover Thursday #7
A long flight means Gordcanuck Thursday #16
Ah yes... though he takes all that aspirin to have very nice thin blood... LymphocyteLover Thursday #26
Wonton stuck in throat no_hypocrisy Thursday #8
It won't be long now. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck Thursday #11
His ego was fatally crushed when Xi did not greet him at the airport. surfered Thursday #13
No doubt! SheltieLover Thursday #20
Not yet, but soon, very soon. Joinfortmill Thursday #14
Rfn would be superb! SheltieLover Thursday #19
"I stayed up so late hoping for 'word,' but alas my hopes were dashed..." hlthe2b Thursday #15
awwwwww, poor, sweet little one! niyad Thursday #17
Aw MustLoveBeagles Thursday #35
Sadly not yet, but there is still plenty of time left SheltieLover Thursday #18
That's what my T-shirt asks... CousinIT Thursday #27
Love grumpy cat 😺 MustLoveBeagles Thursday #36
King Saul murielm99 Thursday #28
Air Force One taken down by an Iranian drone RainCaster Thursday #29
That would be fabulous! Ishoutandscream2 Thursday #38
Mutilizated. Harker Thursday #30
Saw his image in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Seinan Sensei Thursday #31
The ghost of Barbara Walters, angry that Brendan Carr is harassing The View, returns to ask Fat Donnie jls4561 Thursday #32
ohhhhh, I like!!!! niyad Thursday #37
He's just about rotted through from the inside Blue Owl Thursday #33
People should be wearing this cap to trump events LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #34
LOLLLLL Ishoutandscream2 Thursday #39
Celebratory Merch for the Big Beautiful Day GopherGal Thursday #40

malaise

(297,889 posts)
1. Bwaaaaah😂
Thu May 14, 2026, 07:07 AM
Thursday

Stomped by kangaroos while trying to force construction of his 91 story tower in Australia?

niyad

(133,988 posts)
4. Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu May 14, 2026, 07:08 AM
Thursday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

LymphocyteLover

(10,134 posts)
7. I was really thinking the long jet flight would get him...
Thu May 14, 2026, 07:36 AM
Thursday

I guess he survived but he really did not look good when he landed there

hlthe2b

(114,651 posts)
15. "I stayed up so late hoping for 'word,' but alas my hopes were dashed..."
Thu May 14, 2026, 08:45 AM
Thursday

"--at least for now..."

murielm99

(33,082 posts)
28. King Saul
Thu May 14, 2026, 09:34 AM
Thursday

Last edited Thu May 14, 2026, 10:19 AM - Edit history (1)

I see the tsf as much like King Saul. I don't know who his David is, or if he has a David.

Or maybe Herod, whose body rotted?

RainCaster

(13,886 posts)
29. Air Force One taken down by an Iranian drone
Thu May 14, 2026, 09:34 AM
Thursday

Think of all those CEOs that are with him...

Seinan Sensei

(1,640 posts)
31. Saw his image in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
Thu May 14, 2026, 10:16 AM
Thursday

… fell in love with himself (all over again), then became terminally obsessed with himself (all over again). Unable to look away from his own image (all over again), he wasted away.

Kinda like Narcissus

He likes getting stuff named after him. I vote we change “Narcissism” to “Trumpicism

jls4561

(3,266 posts)
32. The ghost of Barbara Walters, angry that Brendan Carr is harassing The View, returns to ask Fat Donnie
Thu May 14, 2026, 10:40 AM
Thursday

“If you were to be hanged from a tree, what kind of tree would you like it to be?”.

Then hands a vintage J6 noose over to Whoopi and Rosie.

Blue Owl

(59,603 posts)
33. He's just about rotted through from the inside
Thu May 14, 2026, 11:06 AM
Thursday

Now hurry up and finish yourself, ya rancid sack of gelatinous, congealed toxic waste....

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