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Orrex

(67,405 posts)
Wed May 13, 2026, 07:06 AM May 13

Is he dead yet?

Opened the emergency exit by mistake while heading to the bathroom on Air Force One?

Popped like a diarrhea-filled balloon when they drew his blood at his annual physical held quarterly?

Took a bullet for the US instead of, you know, pretending to be slightly nicked on his ear?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 13 OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 13 #1
Soon... SheltieLover May 13 #5
Now would be good. I can clear my schedule for today. niyad May 13 #6
Joan Baez shares our dream... surfered May 13 #9
And she is retiring. niyad May 13 #11
We are all getting older..😢 surfered May 13 #15
This is true. But I wanted to cry when I saw her comment. niyad May 13 #22
Love, love, love ya, Joan! hlthe2b May 13 #16
You win the thread today malaise May 13 #28
;-{) DUNCE IN THE MACHINE Goonch May 13 #2
No but malaise May 13 #3
Crushed under the weight of the collapsing US economy? SheltieLover May 13 #4
"has survived three attempts"??? The one at his golf course no shots niyad May 13 #7
Trump teases release of UFO files surfered May 13 #8
Buh-byeeee! electric_blue68 May 13 #35
If only MustLoveBeagles May 13 #38
Stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot himself. 2MuchNoise May 13 #10
That would be a sight to behold! niyad May 13 #12
On holiday in the UK... BurnDoubt May 13 #13
" 'Best beware, bloated, arrogant one..." hlthe2b May 13 #14
The poor panda 🐼 would get a tummy ache MustLoveBeagles May 13 #39
BONUS no_hypocrisy May 13 #17
Sadly, couchhumper could sign those pardons. niyad May 13 #27
No, but we are one day closer. hamsterjill May 13 #18
If he were not such an asshole, millions would not be waiting! niyad May 13 #26
He's a special kind of asshole in my opinion. hamsterjill May 13 #29
He is indeed in aa class by himself. Evil, greedy, grandiose, insecure, niyad May 13 #30
🤔 I think I'd might add Putin to this very short list electric_blue68 May 13 #36
Got to experience firsthand China's policy of executing pedophiles Blue Owl May 13 #19
I like that. niyad May 13 #25
Nope. Just declared mentally unfit, is all. lindysalsagal May 13 #20
Sadly, though, even if that were to happen, he would still be wasting OUR niyad May 13 #24
Nice find. It's a well respected journal and even if... NNadir May 13 #34
Wanderiing on the highway and picked up by Thelma and Louise. twodogsbarking May 13 #21
I like that! niyad May 13 #23
Any scenario that involves trump "wandering off" seems increasingly likely Blue Owl May 13 #31
Is he dead yet? LetMyPeopleVote May 13 #32
Nyet. Damn. 58Sunliner May 13 #33
2:23 PM. No cheering out my city window yet electric_blue68 May 13 #37

niyad

(134,080 posts)
1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed May 13, 2026, 07:09 AM
May 13

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,360 posts)
9. Joan Baez shares our dream...
Wed May 13, 2026, 08:31 AM
May 13

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Goonch

(5,614 posts)
2. ;-{) DUNCE IN THE MACHINE
Wed May 13, 2026, 07:10 AM
May 13


TRUMP ATTEMPTS TO MONETIZE PARTS FROM
NIXON BOWLING ALLEY: A private, single-lane alley located directly beneath the North Portico of the White House residence. It was installed in 1969 for the personal use of President Nixon and his family.

SheltieLover

(81,794 posts)
4. Crushed under the weight of the collapsing US economy?
Wed May 13, 2026, 07:13 AM
May 13

Took a bullet for the country?

Https://democraticunderground.com/100221232477




niyad

(134,080 posts)
7. "has survived three attempts"??? The one at his golf course no shots
Wed May 13, 2026, 07:21 AM
May 13

were even fired. The one at the dinner wasn't even on the same floor.

BurnDoubt

(1,912 posts)
13. On holiday in the UK...
Wed May 13, 2026, 08:57 AM
May 13

I was horrified at the execution of a woman accused of harboring Priests and Papists.
Placed on her back with a stone under back and a door placed on top then slowly loaded with heavy stones until it was no longer necessary.
They certainly had a knack for Torture.
I’d settle for public humiliation and shunning along with homelessness for the rest of his life.
I regret that he has caused me to at times question my commitment to non-violence.
But like you, dear Orrex, I await the day.

no_hypocrisy

(55,423 posts)
17. BONUS
Wed May 13, 2026, 09:17 AM
May 13

If he doesn't survive to 2029, i.e., premature death, he likely won't have signed off on all the pardons. Kids, in-laws, cabinet members, etc. all face trials and possible convictions and returning all that money and stuff.

hamsterjill

(17,775 posts)
18. No, but we are one day closer.
Wed May 13, 2026, 09:27 AM
May 13

Time waits for no man.

The only person that I know of who literally millions are waiting for the announcement. I could be sad for someone like that IF he were not such an asshole. So...

I am what I am.

hamsterjill

(17,775 posts)
29. He's a special kind of asshole in my opinion.
Wed May 13, 2026, 10:25 AM
May 13

Honestly, I don't ever remember myself wishing anyone else to just get out of the way. But for him, I'm making an exception. He enjoys brutalizing, creating fear and suffering, and on top of it all - he is just plain STUPID!

niyad

(134,080 posts)
30. He is indeed in aa class by himself. Evil, greedy, grandiose, insecure,
Wed May 13, 2026, 10:32 AM
May 13

and needy in an incredibly deadly combination.

lindysalsagal

(22,999 posts)
20. Nope. Just declared mentally unfit, is all.
Wed May 13, 2026, 09:59 AM
May 13
https://www.bmj.com/content/393/bmj.s905

News
Trump mental health: 30 senior US doctors declare president mentally unfit
BMJ 2026; 393 doi: https://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.s905 (Published 11 May 2026)
Cite this as: BMJ 2026;393:s905

Tom Moberly
Thirty US psychiatrists and other doctors specialising in mental health have signed a statement declaring President Donald Trump mentally unfit to serve, warning that his ability to launch nuclear weapons is a “danger” to the world.

The signatories say that Trump’s behaviour over the past year has shown “objectively observable signs of serious medical concern.”

They cited examples of his “marked deterioration in cognitive functioning,” “episodes of apparent somnolence during critical public proceedings,” “severely impaired judgment and impulse control,” and “significant loss of self-control,” as well as “grandiose and delusional beliefs, including assertions of infallibility, imagery of himself as Pope suggestive of a divine mission.”

The doctors called for Trump’s immediate removal from office, arguing that he presents a “clear and present danger” to the whole world.

niyad

(134,080 posts)
24. Sadly, though, even if that were to happen, he would still be wasting OUR
Wed May 13, 2026, 10:13 AM
May 13

oxygen, OUR resources at every level, and he would still be the bright, shiny thing.

NNadir

(38,585 posts)
34. Nice find. It's a well respected journal and even if...
Wed May 13, 2026, 11:49 AM
May 13

...it's a news item, it's important.

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