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usonian

(26,604 posts)
Tue May 12, 2026, 03:45 PM May 12

Orange lunatic seeks machine that turns plop into gold, tries to break in to villain's lab hidden in a stud farm. /s


Stealth Secret Service Tesla Station Wagon. "We fooled them!"

Runs into his mortal enemy. Regrets breaking in.

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Orange lunatic seeks machine that turns plop into gold, tries to break in to villain's lab hidden in a stud farm. /s (Original Post) usonian May 12 OP
🤣🤣🤣 ultralite001 May 12 #1
Hitler had one. usonian May 12 #2

usonian

(26,604 posts)
2. Hitler had one.
Tue May 12, 2026, 06:50 PM
May 12

Do ya wonder why his MD brings a $60,000 magnifying scope to exams?


The Epstein Papers contain testimony (pun unintended) that

A pre-teenie
Bit his weenie
Now it doesn't work.

What else?

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