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highplainsdem

(63,126 posts) Mon May 11, 2026, 06:53 PM May 11

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NY Times Pitchbot FTW

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for â€œfurther studyâ€ says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-05-10T12:15:40.326Z

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NY Times Pitchbot FTW (Original Post) highplainsdem May 11 OP

I thought it was Tylenol that caused autism. rsdsharp May 11 #1

Only the worm knows.... erronis May 11 #2

That last sentence is so New York Timesy nuxvomica May 11 #3

My theory is that "snorting cocaine off toilet seats and taking raccoon penises home for "further study" is a sign Martin68 May 11 #4

Certainly NOT... BurnDoubt May 12 #5

But I need to know this .... FakeNoose May 12 #6

Oh, is that what happened? angrychair May 12 #8

Anyone so dirt stupid... GiqueCee May 12 #7

It didn't stick around because 3825-87867 May 12 #9

rsdsharp

(12,094 posts)

1. I thought it was Tylenol that caused autism.

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 07:36 PM

May 11

He’s expanding his reach.

erronis

(24,554 posts)

2. Only the worm knows....

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #1)

Mon May 11, 2026, 07:58 PM

May 11

nuxvomica

(14,224 posts)

3. That last sentence is so New York Timesy

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 08:46 PM

May 11

Martin68

(28,080 posts)

4. My theory is that "snorting cocaine off toilet seats and taking raccoon penises home for "further study" is a sign

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 09:35 PM

May 11

of serious mental illness. Particularly if he thinks it's okay to talk about it.

BurnDoubt

(1,909 posts)

5. Certainly NOT...

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 02:58 PM

May 12

Fit to qualify for a KKKabinet Position.
This is Mockery of American Values… on Acid.

FakeNoose

(42,458 posts)

6. But I need to know this ....

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 03:30 PM

May 12

... has he snorted cocaine off the raccoons' penises and studied the dirty toilet seats?

I'll show myself out.

angrychair

(12,545 posts)

8. Oh, is that what happened?

Reply to FakeNoose (Reply #6)

Tue May 12, 2026, 04:22 PM

May 12

I thought he snorted dead racoon penises off a toilet seat while high on cocaine.

Silly me....

GiqueCee

(4,769 posts)

7. Anyone so dirt stupid...

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 04:03 PM

May 12

... that they believe a single word that the Shame of the Kennedy Clan gargles, deserves whatever happens to them as a result. The rest of us do not need to be subjected to his bile.

IT'S A SHAME THAT WORM DIDN'T STICK AROUND FOR DESSERT.™

3825-87867

(2,019 posts)

9. It didn't stick around because

Reply to GiqueCee (Reply #7)

Tue May 12, 2026, 05:13 PM

May 12

there was no substance left to consume!

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