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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #1
We all share your dream surfered Monday #14
Soon. As in rfn! SheltieLover Monday #20
This message was self-deleted by its author Goonch Monday #2
No but malaise Monday #3
Melted and poured down his gullet. Blue Full Moon Monday #9
I'd pay to watch his orifices malaise Monday #11
Poetic justice! Blue Owl Monday #12
"And the world unites in shared wishes and prayers..." hlthe2b Monday #4
Hehe malaise Monday #5
Aw MustLoveBeagles Monday #16
Went to sleep at the dinner table...fell forward... MiHale Monday #6
One Day LetMyPeopleVote Monday #7
Stabbed his own portrait and died. no_hypocrisy Monday #8
Tripped and fell into the newly blue Reflecting Pool Wicked Blue Monday #10
Spock believes he's already brain dead. surfered Monday #13
Lol MustLoveBeagles Monday #17
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Monday #15
No cheering out my big city window -yet- ; so I guess not. Sigh. electric_blue68 Monday #18
Sadly not yet, but plenty of time left today! SheltieLover Monday #19

niyad

(133,993 posts)
1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon May 11, 2026, 09:11 AM
Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Response to Orrex (Original post)

MiHale

(13,161 posts)
6. Went to sleep at the dinner table...fell forward...
Mon May 11, 2026, 09:39 AM
Monday

on to the knife he was holding…penetrating what was left of his withered brain…killing him instantly.

Wicked Blue

(9,011 posts)
10. Tripped and fell into the newly blue Reflecting Pool
Mon May 11, 2026, 10:32 AM
Monday

which had been refilled with blue Jello

Dulcinea

(10,302 posts)
15. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"
Mon May 11, 2026, 12:07 PM
Monday

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

But the idea of "Bifurcated by a laser, crotch first" is really intriguing.

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