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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
86'ed by a Subaru in Jersey?Went to visit the USNS Mercy and simply vanished?
Bifurcated by a laser, crotch first?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?
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Is he dead yet? (Original Post)
Orrex
Monday
OP
niyad
(133,993 posts)1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
surfered
(14,241 posts)14. We all share your dream

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾
SheltieLover
(81,670 posts)20. Soon. As in rfn!
🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
Response to Orrex (Original post)
Goonch This message was self-deleted by its author.
A fitting end would be for the Fort Knox gold bars to come crashing down and crush him to smithereens
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221231617
Blue Full Moon
(3,648 posts)9. Melted and poured down his gullet.
malaise
(297,894 posts)11. I'd pay to watch his orifices
turn to gold. So would he but it would kill him. 😀
Blue Owl
(59,607 posts)12. Poetic justice!
I would love that ..
hlthe2b
(114,654 posts)4. "And the world unites in shared wishes and prayers..."

Too cool😀
So cute
MiHale
(13,161 posts)6. Went to sleep at the dinner table...fell forward...
on to the knife he was holding
penetrating what was left of his withered brain
killing him instantly.
LetMyPeopleVote
(181,941 posts)7. One Day


no_hypocrisy
(55,357 posts)8. Stabbed his own portrait and died.
Credit to Oscar Wilde
Wicked Blue
(9,011 posts)10. Tripped and fell into the newly blue Reflecting Pool
which had been refilled with blue Jello
surfered
(14,241 posts)13. Spock believes he's already brain dead.

MustLoveBeagles
(17,206 posts)17. Lol
Dulcinea
(10,302 posts)15. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"
--Pink Floyd, "Time"
But the idea of "Bifurcated by a laser, crotch first" is really intriguing.
electric_blue68
(27,258 posts)18. No cheering out my big city window -yet- ; so I guess not. Sigh.
SheltieLover
(81,670 posts)19. Sadly not yet, but plenty of time left today!