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Orrex

(67,392 posts) Fri May 8, 2026, 07:01 AM May 8

Is he dead yet?

Shot himself while trying to mail a Glock?

Stroked out when asked about his vanity projects?

Took a cruise?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 8 OP

Got punched in the face for using his johnnyfins May 8 #1

Ooo! Well played! Orrex May 8 #2

Fatal blow to the noggin when Manson Eyes' eyeballs popped all the way out? SheltieLover May 8 #3

No but malaise May 8 #4

Took a cruise malaise May 8 #5

;-{) BAD DEAL Goonch May 8 #6

Lassie pushed him down the well and barked the Star Spangled Banner. twodogsbarking May 8 #7

Not yet... but soon. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck May 8 #8

Now would be better. niyad May 8 #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 8 #9

We all share your dream... surfered May 8 #15

"Hopefully the wait will be short. In the meantime, it's FRIDAY!..." hlthe2b May 8 #11

What a sweetheart MustLoveBeagles May 8 #20

Trumpled by a throng of angry patriots Blue Owl May 8 #12

Shh, be vewy, vewy quiet. 2MuchNoise May 8 #13

Contracted hantavirus from all the rats he appointed to his cabinet. surfered May 8 #14

I like that angle! Orrex May 8 #19

No but Coldwater May 8 #16

Drowned in his own tsunami Wicked Blue May 8 #17

In my experience as a golfer at140 May 8 #18

Maybe the herbicides and other chemicals used on the grass Wicked Blue May 8 #22

The Gulf of Is He Dead Yet LetMyPeopleVote May 8 #21

johnnyfins

(3,989 posts)

1. Got punched in the face for using his

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 07:15 AM

May 8

Hanta grab em by the...

Orrex

(67,392 posts)

2. Ooo! Well played!

Reply to johnnyfins (Reply #1)

Fri May 8, 2026, 07:26 AM

May 8

SheltieLover

(81,715 posts)

3. Fatal blow to the noggin when Manson Eyes' eyeballs popped all the way out?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 07:29 AM

May 8

Fatal tantrum over being 0 & 2 on tariffs?

malaise

(297,947 posts)

4. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 07:35 AM

May 8

He’s looking more like a Court jester than a serious leader of a branch of government
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221225691

malaise

(297,947 posts)

5. Took a cruise

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 07:37 AM

May 8

Goonch

(5,586 posts)

6. ;-{) BAD DEAL

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 07:57 AM

May 8

twodogsbarking

(19,340 posts)

7. Lassie pushed him down the well and barked the Star Spangled Banner.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 08:20 AM

May 8

Woof.

QueerDuck

(1,940 posts)

8. Not yet... but soon. Perhaps tomorrow.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 08:30 AM

May 8

Fingers crossed!

niyad

(134,034 posts)

10. Now would be better.

Reply to QueerDuck (Reply #8)

Fri May 8, 2026, 08:31 AM

May 8

niyad

(134,034 posts)

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 08:30 AM

May 8

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,287 posts)

15. We all share your dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #9)

Fri May 8, 2026, 08:57 AM

May 8

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

hlthe2b

(114,683 posts)

11. "Hopefully the wait will be short. In the meantime, it's FRIDAY!..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 08:31 AM

May 8

"Good things might just happen this weekend!"

MustLoveBeagles

(17,265 posts)

20. What a sweetheart

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #11)

Fri May 8, 2026, 11:50 AM

May 8

Blue Owl

(59,626 posts)

12. Trumpled by a throng of angry patriots

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 08:32 AM

May 8

2MuchNoise

(865 posts)

13. Shh, be vewy, vewy quiet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 08:42 AM

May 8

He's gone to hunt a viwus.

surfered

(14,287 posts)

14. Contracted hantavirus from all the rats he appointed to his cabinet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 08:52 AM

May 8

You wanna talk vermin, PeeWee German?

Orrex

(67,392 posts)

19. I like that angle!

Reply to surfered (Reply #14)

Fri May 8, 2026, 10:58 AM

May 8

Coldwater

(1,343 posts)

16. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 09:49 AM

May 8

zombies in The Walking Dead look more alive and healthier than trump these days

Wicked Blue

(9,022 posts)

17. Drowned in his own tsunami

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 09:54 AM

May 8

of late-night rage postings

at140

(6,277 posts)

18. In my experience as a golfer

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 09:54 AM

May 8

I observed all 500 members at the private golf club. Even those who rode golf carts and drank at the bar, seldom died from heart attacks. It was always cancer killing old members.

There is something about golf, it must protect one from heart attacks.

Wicked Blue

(9,022 posts)

22. Maybe the herbicides and other chemicals used on the grass

Reply to at140 (Reply #18)

Fri May 8, 2026, 02:11 PM

May 8

lead to cancers.

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,047 posts)

21. The Gulf of Is He Dead Yet

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 01:48 PM

May 8

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