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choie

(6,987 posts) Thu May 7, 2026, 06:32 PM Thursday

so Kyle Rittenhouse thinks "commies" are out to get him

Last edited Fri May 8, 2026, 10:51 AM - Edit history (1)

It is incredible how fucking crazy these people are.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/kyle-rittenhouse-rushed-hospital-blm-174611400.html

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so Kyle Rittenhouse thinks "commies" are out to get him (Original Post) choie Thursday OP

I suppose if it had been a rattlesnake he'd blame a DEM/Liberal EVE? hlthe2b Thursday #1

It's very unfortunate that he survived. JBTaurus83 Thursday #2

The venom destroyed his last neurons. Dave Bowman Thursday #3

The eight-legged menace is actually great at eliminating pests Blue Owl Thursday #4

Watch out Kyle! There's a commie under your bed. dedl67 Thursday #5

my condolences for the unfortunate spider Eugene Thursday #6

I'm as left as any Latte-sipping Seattle Progressive, and I don't know a single Communist. maxsolomon Thursday #7

Toxic masculinity Sweet Rosie Red Thursday #8

Can we toss a viper and a cobra down the front of his T shirt. And then see what happens ? magicarpet Thursday #9

Mommy mommy! Commies purr-rat beauty Thursday #10

It was a Commie spider. You could tell by the red hour glass on its abdomen. An Antifa spider. surfered Thursday #11

He thinks a brown recluse is an Ivy League student with no social life. Gaugamela Thursday #12

Brown recluse: Я -- паук. sakabatou Thursday #13

This guy is a bad cartoon. nt GenThePerservering Thursday #14

Must have been canetoad Thursday #15

So the site boingboing.net has the best: "Spider's Mouth Infected by Kyle Rittenhouse" LOL hlthe2b Thursday #16

A " commie spider " ? electric_blue68 Thursday #17

He wouldn't know a communist if it bit him on the... Iggo Thursday #18

He didn't blame "commies" for the spider bite. Jedi Guy Thursday #19

Yep. It''s pretty clear none of the other commenters in this thread read the article. onenote Thursday #20

Yes, that's right, I was intentionally misleading people. choie Friday #22

Well, you could correct or delete your OP, right? onenote Friday #24

Did he cry all the way to the hospital? Talitha Thursday #21

That spider had every right to defend itself. Tommy Carcetti Friday #23

hlthe2b

(114,502 posts)

1. I suppose if it had been a rattlesnake he'd blame a DEM/Liberal EVE?

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Thu May 7, 2026, 06:35 PM

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JBTaurus83

(1,649 posts)

2. It's very unfortunate that he survived.

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Thu May 7, 2026, 06:35 PM

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Dave Bowman

(7,396 posts)

3. The venom destroyed his last neurons.

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Thu May 7, 2026, 06:37 PM

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Blue Owl

(59,542 posts)

4. The eight-legged menace is actually great at eliminating pests

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Thu May 7, 2026, 06:43 PM

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Shame it didn't quite succeed this time...

dedl67

(241 posts)

5. Watch out Kyle! There's a commie under your bed.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 06:49 PM

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Just waiting for you to fall asleep.

Eugene

(67,259 posts)

6. my condolences for the unfortunate spider

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Thu May 7, 2026, 07:02 PM

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maxsolomon

(39,099 posts)

7. I'm as left as any Latte-sipping Seattle Progressive, and I don't know a single Communist.

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Thu May 7, 2026, 07:05 PM

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I know that SWP types exist but they're gadflies whose raison d'etre is to short-circuit public meetings.

Sweet Rosie Red

(130 posts)

8. Toxic masculinity

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Thu May 7, 2026, 07:12 PM

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oozes from this loser, covering for his shame and self hatred. And maybe his micro dick?

magicarpet

(19,305 posts)

9. Can we toss a viper and a cobra down the front of his T shirt. And then see what happens ?

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Thu May 7, 2026, 07:13 PM

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Maybe he would be bitten 15 to 20 X.

purr-rat beauty

(1,389 posts)

10. Mommy mommy! Commies

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Thu May 7, 2026, 07:25 PM

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Why is this putz not getting his patriot on fighting in IRAN?

What a pathetic incel....with an itchy trigger finger

Come on karma!

surfered

(14,117 posts)

11. It was a Commie spider. You could tell by the red hour glass on its abdomen. An Antifa spider.

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Thu May 7, 2026, 07:30 PM

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Gaugamela

(3,564 posts)

12. He thinks a brown recluse is an Ivy League student with no social life.

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Thu May 7, 2026, 08:02 PM

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sakabatou

(46,296 posts)

13. Brown recluse: Я -- паук.

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Thu May 7, 2026, 08:03 PM

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GenThePerservering

(3,628 posts)

14. This guy is a bad cartoon. nt

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Thu May 7, 2026, 08:27 PM

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canetoad

(20,953 posts)

15. Must have been

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 08:37 PM

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A Redback.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider

hlthe2b

(114,502 posts)

16. So the site boingboing.net has the best: "Spider's Mouth Infected by Kyle Rittenhouse" LOL

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 09:52 PM

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https://boingboing.net/2026/05/07/spiders-mouth-infected-by-kyle-rittenhouse.html

electric_blue68

(27,190 posts)

17. A " commie spider " ?

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Thu May 7, 2026, 10:18 PM

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Iggo

(50,035 posts)

18. He wouldn't know a communist if it bit him on the...

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 10:59 PM

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Oh, wait a minute.

Jedi Guy

(3,492 posts)

19. He didn't blame "commies" for the spider bite.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 11:07 PM

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He said "the communists" couldn't take him out and neither would the spider bite.

How that got twisted into blaming "the commies" for the bite is beyond me but it's very clearly neither what he said nor what he meant.

And it seems a lot of people didn't bother to read the article and just uncritically accepted the framing in the OP even though it made zero sense. There's a lesson there but alas, it's a very depressing one...