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Swede

(39,920 posts)
Mon May 4, 2026, 05:56 PM 21 hrs ago

"You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. 'Which is the squirrel?'"

Jesus H Christ! Someone just tase him already.

Trump: "No president has ever taken a cognitive test except me. I've taken three of them. One in the first administration. They're hard. The first question is easy. You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. 'Which is the squirrel?'"

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-04T20:11:46.002Z


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"You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. 'Which is the squirrel?'" (Original Post) Swede 21 hrs ago OP
Squirrel is one with Moose! displacedvermoter 21 hrs ago #1
Zee moose and squirrel! 0rganism 21 hrs ago #2
Melania: "Moose and Squirrel must die" CatWoman 21 hrs ago #5
As seen in 2025 inaugural photos 0rganism 20 hrs ago #10
OMG, Melania has hooves! Haggard Celine 20 hrs ago #12
thanks for pointing that out. i didn't even notice... but now that did orleans 12 hrs ago #15
Those tests are administered to measure cognitive decline, three of them means they suspect you're getting worse. sop 21 hrs ago #3
Wondering what the hard questions were. Emile 21 hrs ago #4
Dream press question: "Mr. president, are these animals in the room with us now?" 0rganism 21 hrs ago #6
This is hilarious! At The Villages it was lion, giraffe, bear, and shark. pat_k 20 hrs ago #7
i remember he had said camel (but that was a million years ago and it hardly matters anymore b/c orleans 12 hrs ago #16
Dumb fuck is bragging about being able to ID a squirrel. I feel much safer now. LuckyCharms 20 hrs ago #8
They give you a cognitive test only when they suspect dain bramage. Botany 20 hrs ago #9
Trump says they're hard csusan 20 hrs ago #11
MaddowBlog-Trump's incessant talk about cognitive tests isn't reassuring people about his mental fitness LetMyPeopleVote 20 hrs ago #13
In his defense, he's probably right that a lot of his followers couldn't pass it either. yardwork 5 hrs ago #20
The squirrel is the one taking the test StoolPigeon 12 hrs ago #14
my thought exactly. nt orleans 12 hrs ago #17
The squirrel could do a better job running the country durablend 7 hrs ago #19
I've often thought that my cat would be a better president than most. yardwork 5 hrs ago #21
Dude needs a straitjacket and a padded cell IronLionZion 7 hrs ago #18
All The Questions Are INTENTIONALLY Easy ProfessorGAC 4 hrs ago #22
Exactly PatSeg 4 hrs ago #23
I Found A 50 Question Example Test ProfessorGAC 42 min ago #24

sop

(19,128 posts)
3. Those tests are administered to measure cognitive decline, three of them means they suspect you're getting worse.
Mon May 4, 2026, 06:02 PM
21 hrs ago

0rganism

(25,696 posts)
6. Dream press question: "Mr. president, are these animals in the room with us now?"
Mon May 4, 2026, 06:04 PM
21 hrs ago

Oh, what a world it would be.

ETA: Will someone please tell this man that having to take multiple cognitive tests designed to detect brain injuries is NOT the flex he seems to think it is?

pat_k

(13,783 posts)
7. This is hilarious! At The Villages it was lion, giraffe, bear, and shark.
Mon May 4, 2026, 06:06 PM
20 hrs ago

Horrifying. Tragic for the nation, but nevertheless hilarious.

As I posted in re: that other appearance:

Sounds like the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA). And he didn't even report the animals correctly.

No sharks.

According to AI (Gemini)

No standard version of the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) includes a lion, giraffe, bear, and shark in a single test.

The standard naming section in the most common versions of the MoCA (such as Versions 7.1, 8.1, and 8.2) uses the following three animals: Lion Rhinoceros Camel

Animal Variations in Other Versions:

While the "Lion, Rhino, Camel" set is the standard, some alternate versions or older, less-common versions have featured different animals to prevent practice effects. For instance, one version has been known to use a giraffe, bear, and hippopotamus.

Shark: A shark is not typically found on standard MoCA tests.

Elephant: Some variations, notably one shown in a 2020 news report, have included an elephant instead of a rhino.


https://www.dementiaresearch.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/06_MoCA_Form.pdf

orleans

(37,138 posts)
16. i remember he had said camel (but that was a million years ago and it hardly matters anymore b/c
Tue May 5, 2026, 02:41 AM
12 hrs ago

we all know he's out of his fucking mind)

Botany

(77,721 posts)
9. They give you a cognitive test only when they suspect dain bramage.
Mon May 4, 2026, 06:28 PM
20 hrs ago

Good God in Butter is he ever slurring his words.

I think he might have had another stroke. Besides it looks like his face is sliding off his head.

He is one fucked up cowboy. If tomorrow morning And on the news they he passed away early
this AM I wouldn’t be surprised.

csusan

(80 posts)
11. Trump says they're hard
Mon May 4, 2026, 06:49 PM
20 hrs ago

They're hard you have something wrong with your brain. If he thinks that they're hard, that says a lot.

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,393 posts)
13. MaddowBlog-Trump's incessant talk about cognitive tests isn't reassuring people about his mental fitness
Mon May 4, 2026, 06:57 PM
20 hrs ago

The percentage of Americans who believe that Trump is “mentally sharp” has dropped below 50%. He’s apparently feeling rather defensive on the issue.

The percentage of Americans who believe that Trump is “mentally sharp” has dropped well below 50%.

He’s apparently responding with manic rhetoric about cognitive tests.

I have a hunch that won’t turn things around for him.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2026-05-04T20:02:33.737Z

https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trumps-incessant-talk-about-cognitive-tests-isnt-reassuring-people-about-his-mental-fitness

If his public remarks are any indication, few topics are of greater interest to Donald Trump than cognitive tests. The president has long struggled to understand the point of these tests, but that hasn’t stopped him from his obsessive boasts about being able to pass exams used to identify dementia, mental deterioration and neurodegenerative diseases.

On Friday, for example, Trump spoke to a supportive crowd in Florida, where he went on an extended riff, claiming that he’s the only president to have taken a cognitive test, pretending it’s impressive that he’s taken three and insisting that Barack Obama would fail such a test......

I am going to resist the temptation to comment on that quote and will instead note that around the same time, the president suggested some of his own supporters on hand for the event would struggle to answer the questions on the exams he’s taken repeatedly for reasons the White House hasn’t explained.

Trump suggests his own supporters couldn’t pass a cognitive test.

I took three of them. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don’t think Obama could pass it. The first question is a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. A lot of you wouldn’t have been able to answer those questions.

Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) 2026-05-01T20:50:37.879Z

If it seemed that Trump was feeling a bit defensive on the issue, it’s easy to understand why. It was just a few weeks ago when The New York Times published a striking report with an unsubtle headline: “Trump’s Erratic Behavior and Extreme Comments Revive Mental Health Debate.” The same article highlighted a lawyer who used to work with Trump who described the president as “a man who is clearly insane.”

It also noted a recent comment from Stephanie Grisham, a former White House press secretary who worked for Trump in his first term. Grisham wrote online a week earlier that her former boss is “clearly not well.”....

But just as important is the degree to which Trump’s fixation on the subject doesn’t seem to be persuading anyone. As recently as November 2024, when he won a second term, a Pew Research Center poll found that 55% of Americans considered the Republican to be “mentally sharp.” That number has now dropped to 44%, with slides among Democrats, independents and even GOP voters.

If the president wants to reassure the public he’s mentally fit to serve, he’ll have to try something other than obsessing over his alleged successes on dementia tests.

yardwork

(69,526 posts)
21. I've often thought that my cat would be a better president than most.
Tue May 5, 2026, 09:15 AM
5 hrs ago

There would be a focus on ensuring plenty of food, soft warm places to sleep, and absolutely no wars.

ProfessorGAC

(77,139 posts)
22. All The Questions Are INTENTIONALLY Easy
Tue May 5, 2026, 10:28 AM
4 hrs ago

Maybe some are harder than identifying a squirrel, but there are mo hard questions on those tests.

PatSeg

(53,371 posts)
23. Exactly
Tue May 5, 2026, 10:48 AM
4 hrs ago

And most reasonable people know that.

I wonder who he is trying to convince, the audience or himself?

ProfessorGAC

(77,139 posts)
24. I Found A 50 Question Example Test
Tue May 5, 2026, 02:23 PM
42 min ago

The questions are in many cases, tougher than identifying an animal from its silhouette, but none are actually hard.
Requires a bit of thought & observation skills, but still simple.
Unless one actually has dementia, I have a hard time believing most people wouldn't get at least 43 or 44 correct.
Here's a good example>>>>>https://www.boostprep.com/ccat-practice-test/

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