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Orrex

(67,319 posts) Sat May 2, 2026, 07:02 AM Saturday

Is he dead yet?

Sepsis from where crown of thorns cut his ashen scalp through his mangy hamster pelt hair?

Mauled to death, but it's unclear whether it was a lion, a giraffe, a bear, or a shark?

Stroked out trying to remember person, woman, man, camera, TV?


Just fucking died already for literally ANY reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Saturday OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #1
Niyad, 3825-87867 Saturday #7
Dom Perignon would, of course, be fabulous, as would Roederer niyad Saturday #11
I agree and 3825-87867 Saturday #13
I think melanoma will be drinking vodka with her boss. niyad Saturday #15
Yep! Slow to overloaded net... 3825-87867 Saturday #22
Blue Nun malaise Saturday #20
But of course! niyad Saturday #23
I have a dream.. surfered Saturday #14
No but malaise Saturday #2
They'll blame Biden and "illegals" Orrex Saturday #3
Not this time malaise Saturday #4
LOL -- that's excellent! Orrex Saturday #19
Melaaaaaniaaaaaaah puts a curse on him. Vultures carry him away with Trump screaming I am not a rapist. twodogsbarking Saturday #5
Not today... but soon. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck Saturday #6
Slowly eaten alive by the maggots infesting the bloated corpse of the GOP Blue Owl Saturday #8
"Two reasons for the orange menace to be fearful and they are both arriving SOON" hlthe2b Saturday #9
Beautiful lion 🦁 MustLoveBeagles Saturday #26
;-{) THE KING'S SPEACH Goonch Saturday #10
Has anyone suggested toxic hair dye? no_hypocrisy Saturday #12
86 IronLionZion Saturday #16
9 squared +5 niyad Saturday #24
Nyet. WTH is taking so long? 58Sunliner Saturday #17
Not yet, but it's still early...plenty of time... SheltieLover Saturday #18
TickTock, one day closer and deeper in death. Joinfortmill Saturday #21
The new Quatari Air Force One Wicked Blue Saturday #25

niyad

(133,640 posts)
1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat May 2, 2026, 07:11 AM
Saturday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

3825-87867

(2,005 posts)
7. Niyad,
Reply to niyad (Reply #1)
Sat May 2, 2026, 08:16 AM
Saturday

About that bottle...
Should we (you) really celebrate with
Dom Pérignon!
or would Ripple or Thunderbird or...suggestions be more apropos?

Ripple might be more fitting but Dom Pérignon...ahh, the taste would be, oh, so much more endearing!

niyad

(133,640 posts)
11. Dom Perignon would, of course, be fabulous, as would Roederer
Reply to 3825-87867 (Reply #7)
Sat May 2, 2026, 08:45 AM
Saturday

or Jadot. But I will be drinking The Widow, Veuve Cliquot.

As for the other items you mentioned. . .just. .NO. Never had either one. One does/did have standards, even when one was in college.

3825-87867

(2,005 posts)
13. I agree and
Reply to niyad (Reply #11)
Sat May 2, 2026, 08:52 AM
Saturday

maybe we could send a case of Ripple to Melania?

As far as YOUR toast, when it happens, we definitely need a nice picture of your enjoyment for all of us to vicariously share!


niyad

(133,640 posts)
15. I think melanoma will be drinking vodka with her boss.
Reply to 3825-87867 (Reply #13)
Sat May 2, 2026, 09:03 AM
Saturday

We will have to see about a picture. I think that the internet will either be very slow, or crash, upon hearing the wonderful news.

3825-87867

(2,005 posts)
22. Yep! Slow to overloaded net...
Reply to niyad (Reply #15)
Sat May 2, 2026, 10:14 AM
Saturday

And dancin' in the streets to Martha and the Vandellas for 24 freakn' hours!

twodogsbarking

(19,197 posts)
5. Melaaaaaniaaaaaaah puts a curse on him. Vultures carry him away with Trump screaming I am not a rapist.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat May 2, 2026, 07:57 AM
Saturday

Last edited Sat May 2, 2026, 08:36 AM - Edit history (1)

CBS blames Hunter Biden.

Blue Owl

(59,494 posts)
8. Slowly eaten alive by the maggots infesting the bloated corpse of the GOP
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat May 2, 2026, 08:28 AM
Saturday

Slowly… painfully…

hlthe2b

(114,418 posts)
9. "Two reasons for the orange menace to be fearful and they are both arriving SOON"
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat May 2, 2026, 08:31 AM
Saturday


So, which animal is that, demented one? Will you survive either one?
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