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Orrex

(67,313 posts) Fri May 1, 2026, 06:57 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Drowned while searching for Comey, who spells seashells down by the sea shore?

Auto-erotic asphyixiation during 90-minute call with his owner?

Forgot to breathe while he was "unnecessarily distracted?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP

;-{) END THE WAR PLANS Goonch Yesterday #1

Behold the incompetent MAGAbomber Wicked Blue Yesterday #11

Tried to crawl into bed with Melania SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #2

Might be the likeliest demise... hlthe2b Yesterday #7

Well his soul certainly is. PuraVidaDreamin Yesterday #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #4

I have a dream.. surfered Yesterday #13

The ruzzian one even more so. niyad Yesterday #17

And this! electric_blue68 23 hrs ago #21

Yes! SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #28

This! electric_blue68 23 hrs ago #20

Ruskie flag would be most appropriate. SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #27

Keep it on ice. His day is coming! SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #26

No but malaise Yesterday #5

"Good Morning, Friend. This morning's rumor has it that... hlthe2b Yesterday #6

Those horses are fornicators and probably heathen ones at that jfz9580m Yesterday #9

That's so sweet 😊 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #18

How can we speed the process up? BigmanPigman Yesterday #8

Hand makeup accidentally washes off Wicked Blue Yesterday #10

ROFL malaise Yesterday #15

Above the shoulders, he certainly is. WestMichRad Yesterday #12

Poked to ded by Kegsbreath's pointy finger. twodogsbarking Yesterday #14

Another Day Older Another Day Closer To Deader Joinfortmill Yesterday #16

Not yet, but there is still plenty of time... SheltieLover Yesterday #19

It's only 1:24PM DST! electric_blue68 23 hrs ago #22

Still time! Many hours left! SheltieLover 22 hrs ago #23

😄 Only 5:44PM DLS electric_blue68 18 hrs ago #24

4:55 Pm Central Time SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #25

👍👍👍 electric_blue68 18 hrs ago #29

🤞🤞🤞 SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #30

We've hit the Weekend At Bernie's era of Trump's presidency. LetMyPeopleVote 17 hrs ago #31

Goonch

(5,443 posts)

1. ;-{) END THE WAR PLANS

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2026, 07:00 AM

Yesterday

Wicked Blue

(8,980 posts)

11. Behold the incompetent MAGAbomber

Reply to Goonch (Reply #1)

Fri May 1, 2026, 08:35 AM

Yesterday

SocialDemocrat61

(7,914 posts)

2. Tried to crawl into bed with Melania

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2026, 07:02 AM

Yesterday

but a several ICE agents beat him to it and shot him.

hlthe2b

(114,389 posts)

7. Might be the likeliest demise...

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #2)

Fri May 1, 2026, 08:22 AM

Yesterday

PuraVidaDreamin

(4,672 posts)

3. Well his soul certainly is.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2026, 07:02 AM

Yesterday

His stinky foul bag of bones needs to catch up

niyad

(133,578 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2026, 07:30 AM

Yesterday

Still, he day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,987 posts)

13. I have a dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Fri May 1, 2026, 08:46 AM

Yesterday

The Confederate Flag would be more appropriate

niyad

(133,578 posts)

17. The ruzzian one even more so.

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Fri May 1, 2026, 09:45 AM

Yesterday

electric_blue68

(27,125 posts)

21. And this!

Reply to niyad (Reply #17)

Fri May 1, 2026, 01:22 PM

23 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,450 posts)

28. Yes!

Reply to niyad (Reply #17)

Fri May 1, 2026, 06:16 PM

18 hrs ago

electric_blue68

(27,125 posts)

20. This!

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Fri May 1, 2026, 01:21 PM

23 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,450 posts)

27. Ruskie flag would be most appropriate.

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Fri May 1, 2026, 06:15 PM

18 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,450 posts)

26. Keep it on ice. His day is coming!

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Fri May 1, 2026, 06:15 PM

18 hrs ago

malaise

(297,411 posts)

5. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2026, 07:39 AM

Yesterday

May the 1st strikes help the cankles explode😀

Add

hlthe2b

(114,389 posts)

6. "Good Morning, Friend. This morning's rumor has it that...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2026, 08:20 AM

Yesterday

... the Clydesdales will have a little "hoof stomping accident" when that orange one comes to see them 'perform for him' shortly"

jfz9580m

(17,641 posts)

9. Those horses are fornicators and probably heathen ones at that

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #6)

Fri May 1, 2026, 08:27 AM

Yesterday

🧐

MustLoveBeagles

(17,059 posts)

18. That's so sweet 😊

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #6)

Fri May 1, 2026, 10:50 AM

Yesterday

BigmanPigman

(55,451 posts)

8. How can we speed the process up?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2026, 08:26 AM

Yesterday

Could Americans do something so atrocious that he'll stroke out? What REALLY drives him crazy in a nanosecond. We need to push his buttons non-stop.

Wicked Blue

(8,980 posts)

10. Hand makeup accidentally washes off

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 1, 2026, 08:33 AM

Yesterday

revealing green lizard scales. His minions recoil in horror as he sticks out his long red tongue, catches an insect, collapses and dies. It is a bee with a poisonous stinger.