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AverageOldGuy

(4,083 posts)
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:35 PM Thursday

I'm exhausted

Thought about going to gym today, did some laundry, instead of going to gym I folded two queen-size fitted sheets.

Worn out. Need a drink. Or two.

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I'm exhausted (Original Post) AverageOldGuy Thursday OP
You actually fold fitted sheets instead of wadding them up in a ball and stuffing them in a drawer? Ocelot II Thursday #1
... yellow dahlia Thursday #3
Have you been watching me? jfz9580m Thursday #24
I sorta pretend to fold them, but they end up like a ball anyway (nt) William Seger Thursday #28
There should be universal fitted sheet folding service free to all. House of Roberts Thursday #2
Good MustLoveBeagles Thursday #5
Youtube is your friend...tutorial short. haele Thursday #9
Oh my...... a kennedy Thursday #13
Join the line malaise Thursday #14
My mother folded them so you could hardly tell them from the flat sheets. CrispyQ Thursday #33
Have 3. mr715 Thursday #4
Find some way to exercise malaise Thursday #6
Agree with one caveat FHRRK1 Thursday #10
I never go to a gym malaise Thursday #12
After making the mistake of reading and listening to the news today Grim Chieftain Thursday #7
Folding fitted sheets (CoPilot generated) Aviation Pro Thursday #8
Hahahahahaha! Like I'm gonna do that! Ocelot II Thursday #11
It is two corners and two corners at first IbogaProject Thursday #15
well, that's nice if you're an obsessively NJCher Thursday #16
Hahahahha malaise Thursday #17
Haha at140 Thursday #22
Now I need a couple of drinks. nt Prairie_Seagull Thursday #18
My mother used to iron them. sop Thursday #19
Wait until you have to put the fitted sheet back on the bed... 2MuchNoise Thursday #20
Me too ,,, oldsoldierfadingfast Thursday #29
I strip the bed, wash and dry the sheets, then make up the bed again with the same sheets. Katinfl Thursday #21
I wash weekly an reuse the same sheets once a month MustLoveBeagles Thursday #32
Gotta pace yourself. BHDem53 Thursday #23
Every little girl ... oldsoldierfadingfast Thursday #25
Just let your cat do it, AOG. Laffy Kat Thursday #26
LOL--fitted sheets are EASY! buzzycrumbhunger Thursday #27
Couldn't sleep jfz9580m Thursday #30
How fold a fitted sheet. The voice of experience. Norrrm Thursday #31
I've taken to sleeping in a recliner oberle Thursday #34
Message auto-removed Name removed Thursday #35
you again? NewHendoLib Thursday #36
I'm riffing on Dan Hicks and his Hot Lick Brother Buzz Thursday #38
Can totally relate orangecrush Thursday #37

Ocelot II

(131,081 posts)
1. You actually fold fitted sheets instead of wadding them up in a ball and stuffing them in a drawer?
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:37 PM
Thursday

No wonder you're exhausted.

jfz9580m

(17,708 posts)
24. Have you been watching me?
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 06:59 PM
Thursday

Surveillance Capitalist/NSA spy/gaslighter 🫵


Well at least I can laugh at myself.

I am furious that all these Epstein perverts and mediocre assholes have taken society hostage over the common decency to not want to put shit like that on display. No wonder a reality show star is president.

I was pleased to find recently that I am not the only one with a floordrobe.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/this-unexpected-laundry-habit-is-a-potential-sign-of-adhd-goog_l_69cd5d07e4b010aa5349b007

House of Roberts

(6,609 posts)
2. There should be universal fitted sheet folding service free to all.
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:38 PM
Thursday

Never have I attempted anything and reached as high a new level of incompetence as trying to fold fitted sheets.

a kennedy

(36,260 posts)
13. Oh my......
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:12 PM
Thursday

Whew……and I think I learned how to fold that, i better watch a couple hundred more times eh??

CrispyQ

(41,066 posts)
33. My mother folded them so you could hardly tell them from the flat sheets.
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 08:14 PM
Thursday

She could do it pretty quickly, too. I'm a wad 'em up gal.

malaise

(297,554 posts)
6. Find some way to exercise
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:49 PM
Thursday

Stretch, ride a stationary bike whatever - exercise helps with stress - and we’re all exhausted

FHRRK1

(92 posts)
10. Agree with one caveat
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:56 PM
Thursday

Usually I zone completely out while riding stationary bike at gym, but if the asshole next to me has Fox News playing I’ve found I am no longer capable of not saying, fucking idiot!

malaise

(297,554 posts)
12. I never go to a gym
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:00 PM
Thursday

Ride mine at home - one of my best investments.
I hate gyms. Used to walk, run, swim and do loads of calisthenics and other exercises. Sometimes I just stretch everything.
Exercise keeps me sane

Grim Chieftain

(1,958 posts)
7. After making the mistake of reading and listening to the news today
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:52 PM
Thursday

I'm on my second glass of Chardonnay, and wishing for a Jameson on the rocks.

:

Aviation Pro

(15,725 posts)
8. Folding fitted sheets (CoPilot generated)
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:53 PM
Thursday

How to Fold a Fitted Sheet (Step‑by‑Step, No Nonsense)
1. Hold the sheet inside‑out
Put your hands into two adjacent corners of the long side.

The sheet should be inside‑out and hanging vertically.

2. Tuck one corner into the other
Bring your right hand to your left hand.

Flip the right‑hand corner over the left‑hand corner so they nest together.

Now you’re holding two corners in one hand.

3. Find the next corner and repeat
With your free hand, grab the third corner (still inside‑out).

Bring it to the pair you’re holding and tuck it in the same way.

4. Add the fourth corner
Grab the last corner and fold it into the stack.

At this point, all four corners are nested together, and the sheet looks like a long, uneven rectangle.

5. Lay the sheet down
Place it on a flat surface (bed, table, countertop).

Smooth it into a clean rectangle — the elastic edges will form one side.

6. Fold into thirds lengthwise
Fold the long rectangle into thirds, smoothing as you go.

You should now have a long, neat strip.

7. Fold into thirds again (or quarters)
Fold the strip into a square or rectangle that matches your linen‑closet style.

Press it flat with your hands for a crisp finish.

Ocelot II

(131,081 posts)
11. Hahahahahaha! Like I'm gonna do that!
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:00 PM
Thursday

Wad it up in a ball and shove it into a drawer. It's a lot faster and less frustrating.

IbogaProject

(6,037 posts)
15. It is two corners and two corners at first
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:40 PM
Thursday

You fold the sheet in hslf either way and fold two corners at each end. Then one pair of corners goes into the other. It is actually once you try once or twice.

NJCher

(43,406 posts)
16. well, that's nice if you're an obsessively
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:41 PM
Thursday

neat person. My bottom line is how much difference is it going to make? Zero IMO. Since unrolling a folded sheet onto a bed and putting it on will be covered by a bedspread or comforter, why should I spend the time?

A folded sheet takes up less space than one rolled up in a circle, though.

malaise

(297,554 posts)
17. Hahahahha
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:55 PM
Thursday

I have a separate drawer for three of the four fitted sheets.
It has never once crossed my mind to learn how to fold them.
I keep the flat covers with the pillow cases and sparespread..

2MuchNoise

(834 posts)
20. Wait until you have to put the fitted sheet back on the bed...
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 06:22 PM
Thursday

I usually collapse after that work out.

29. Me too ,,,
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 07:17 PM
Thursday

I make up one side to the middle of bed; then walk around and make the other. If you make sure the head is tucked in well, it will keep your upper body weight from pull sheet loose.
It is getting the feather bed back in it's cover that gets me.

Katinfl

(874 posts)
21. I strip the bed, wash and dry the sheets, then make up the bed again with the same sheets.
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 06:22 PM
Thursday

That way you never have to fold the sheets. Just wash and dry and put them right back on.

25. Every little girl ...
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 07:03 PM
Thursday

who grew up near a Fieldcrest mill learned to fold those sheets as soon as they came out and her arms were long enough. I was lucky.

jfz9580m

(17,708 posts)
30. Couldn't sleep
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 07:45 PM
Thursday

It is 5 am here in India and I have been trying to get back on track forever.
But this was somehow a good reminder to start today at last.

My floordrobe won’t fix itself and I want to get started on work rather than glumly stare all day at the news with dull loathing. And then I can do laundry etc.

Earth has too many people. More birth control dammit:



Pretty much my favorite song. Makes an excellent companion piece for Harry Harrison’s “Make Room! Make Room!”

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