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PCIntern

(28,514 posts)
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 03:09 PM Thursday

I aced the S.A.T's and my IQ test as well as every

Other test I’ve been given. When I was in dental school, many of the instructors asked me for clinical advice and I graduated first in my class, receiving grades which had never ever been seen by anyone before.

When I entered clinical practice, people who observed my results would literally gasp in amazement and big strong men would come up to me with tears in their eyes and say, “Doctor, sir, I didn’t think it was humanly possible to create such beauty.” DaVinci and Rembrandt were said to be the greatest of their times, but many tell me that they think that I’m more artistic. Maybe, I guess maybe I might be.

I am very critical of the design of dental equipment and supplies: I know more about this technology than anyone and I know more about disease and the science of pathologies than anyone. I am the master of curing people of any ailment, although I confine myself to the oral cavity because my beautiful wife prefers it that way. She’s an Einstein-level person and knows twelve languages and the history of a hundred countries to the nth degree.

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Now imagine I was saying this on a daily basis: I would be measured for a straitjacket and having my license suspended indefinitely. People would be both laughing at me and shaking their heads in disbelief that anyone was so capable of clearly lying continuously. I would be the subject of countless denigrating dinner conversations and the butt of every joke. Just outrageous.

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I aced the S.A.T's and my IQ test as well as every (Original Post) PCIntern Thursday OP
HA HA HA HA HA Passages Thursday #1
Sounds like a drunken Crack-Head. BurnDoubt Thursday #3
Yes, dreadful in every way. Passages Thursday #6
Knowing all this makes me even more confident.. Bobstandard Thursday #17
You might even get a red hat out of the deal! dgauss Thursday #29
I suppose Just Jerome Thursday #2
I bet you're very close to permanently ending tooth decay BaronChocula Thursday #4
LOL popsdenver Thursday #10
Jessica knurick is a nutrition scientist BaronChocula Thursday #28
You forgot Aviation Pro Thursday #5
But, but.... PatSeg Thursday #7
Damn, I was thinking about trying to get an appointment mountain grammy Thursday #8
The problem is he is none of the things he says, he is just a liar. Bev54 Thursday #9
Any patient popsdenver Thursday #12
I have a BMI in Accounting. Barely Made It. Spent 45 years plus doing it. I should get extra credit. twodogsbarking Thursday #11
Holy CRAP!! That's a good one!! I hadn't heard about the "BMI" degree.... AZ8theist Thursday #19
My camera has a PHD KS Toronado Thursday #23
This elevated a good section of my day just now Mira Thursday #13
Thank you. I needed this. LoisB Thursday #14
Well Done! ProfessorGAC Thursday #15
Trump's behavior has crossed from grandiose delusions into "full-blown psychosis" Emile Thursday #16
But can you be effective at dentistry if you have bone spurs? JustABozoOnThisBus Thursday #18
I willed them away with my fifth-dimensional chess-playing mind PCIntern 21 hrs ago #33
With the exception of the psychotic idiot man-child agingdem Thursday #20
My first impression would be...damn, you've got self esteem issues. paleotn Thursday #21
Precisely. Every fabrication of his 'stable genius' B.See Thursday #22
Have you ever considered running for President? Intractable Thursday #24
Add: "im renaming the wisdom tooth as "pcintern tooth" BlueWaveNeverEnd Thursday #25
Just think what you could have accomplished if you had applied yourself. Norrrm Thursday #26
My standard testing in grade school proved that I was smarter than the principal. greatauntoftriplets Thursday #27
Maybe if you added all the golf trophies it would be more believable. dgauss Thursday #30
Bloviating bullshit artistry. Aussie105 Thursday #31
Everything people say reveals some truth about them. eom Exp 21 hrs ago #32

Passages

(4,391 posts)
1. HA HA HA HA HA
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 03:12 PM
Thursday

Nicely done.
Sounds just like the criminal referred to as the current president of the U.S.

Bobstandard

(2,356 posts)
17. Knowing all this makes me even more confident..
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:26 PM
Thursday

I’m totally down with your plan to pull all my teeth and sell them.

Just Jerome

(528 posts)
2. I suppose
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 03:41 PM
Thursday

that listening to such a rant while in your chair, with my mouth propped open, would compel me to find a new dentist.

Good example!

popsdenver

(2,489 posts)
10. LOL
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:38 PM
Thursday

Trump and his insane side kick.....RFK Jr. are trying to get the Fluoride taken out of tap water.........

A dentist told me that there is a surge in kids cavities because they are all drinking bottled water, and even worse drinking Gator Aide Type drinks all the time.........

BaronChocula

(4,674 posts)
28. Jessica knurick is a nutrition scientist
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 08:37 PM
Thursday

who posts a lot on social media. I see her on FB. She does a lot of debunking of they types of wellness scams and misinformation pushed by laypeople like RFKJR and other randos who post in the social mediasphere. And she makes it look easy because, well, she's an expert.

Aviation Pro

(15,708 posts)
5. You forgot
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 03:51 PM
Thursday

"My implants were things of sculptured beauties that no lab could match."

Or something like that.

Bev54

(13,499 posts)
9. The problem is he is none of the things he says, he is just a liar.
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:32 PM
Thursday

You may well be telling the truth.

popsdenver

(2,489 posts)
12. Any patient
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:41 PM
Thursday

spewing Trump's kind of Delusional Self-aggrandizement would be put on a 72 Hour Mental Health Hold....

twodogsbarking

(19,175 posts)
11. I have a BMI in Accounting. Barely Made It. Spent 45 years plus doing it. I should get extra credit.
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:40 PM
Thursday

Mira

(22,693 posts)
13. This elevated a good section of my day just now
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 04:53 PM
Thursday

and had me guffawing and grateful for your wit and brilliance.
Thank you!

ProfessorGAC

(77,101 posts)
15. Well Done!
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:01 PM
Thursday

When one is the smartest person in the room, one need not tell others. They know.
If one has to keep telling people how smart they are; they're not.

Emile

(42,950 posts)
16. Trump's behavior has crossed from grandiose delusions into "full-blown psychosis"
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:12 PM
Thursday

He is most definitely detached from reality.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(24,715 posts)
18. But can you be effective at dentistry if you have bone spurs?
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:33 PM
Thursday

Or can you fix those yourself using various dental drill bits and grinding wheels?

agingdem

(8,940 posts)
20. With the exception of the psychotic idiot man-child
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 05:57 PM
Thursday

no one brags about “passing” a cognitive test .. the fact that a cognitive test is indicated at all says his synapsis are not snapping…and why so many mental acuity assessments if the vomit-spewing delusional buffoon supposedly “aced” it on his first go-around?

paleotn

(22,535 posts)
21. My first impression would be...damn, you've got self esteem issues.
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 06:02 PM
Thursday

And he does. Fred Jr. was the golden boy but wanted nothing to do with daddy's shenanigans. Donnie was the "spare" and not a particularly intelligent one at that. Daddy Trump made sure Donnie was well aware.

B.See

(8,688 posts)
22. Precisely. Every fabrication of his 'stable genius'
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 06:08 PM
Thursday

is a confession of precisely the opposite.

greatauntoftriplets

(179,248 posts)
27. My standard testing in grade school proved that I was smarter than the principal.
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 08:37 PM
Thursday

So they tossed out Sister Mary Holy Water on her ass and gave me her job at age 7.

Aussie105

(8,115 posts)
31. Bloviating bullshit artistry.
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 09:35 PM
Thursday

Raised to the next level by King Trump.

But bluff & bluster and big noting yourself is part of the American underbelly, and the less astute citizens fall for it every time.

It got Trump and his minions into government.

'I'm the King of the castle, and you are a dirty rascal!' - operating at that child like level.

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